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28 F Staten Island, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have 2 cats. I enjoy humor, intelligence, and silliness. I enjoy the comforts of my apt, hanging with friends at dive bars, and taking naps. I am quiet at first, but once I get to know you, I am bubbly and fun.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a speech-language pathologist. I work with children with special needs. I've been broke for forever and can't wait to not be. I want to travel- I haven't really gone anywhere yet and would like to, such as Europe, Japan, all 50 states, etc.
I’m really good at
using technology, working with kids, driving, soccer, chewing ice, and napping.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I listen to Howard Stern every time I get in my car. I am obsessed with Mexican food. I love fountain soda and iced coffee even when it's freezing out. I own a lot of babushka dolls. I love hello kitty and the muppets. I enjoy the combination of pizza and beer.

I love a lot of of indie, punk, and folk bands. These are some of my all-time favorites: alkaline trio, pavement, built to spill, pedro the lion, don mclean, the pixies, coldplay, radiohead, death cab for cutie, kevin devine

shaun of the dead, my neighbor totoro, the muppet movie, the muppets, animal house, juno, the godfather.

I no longer have cable, so I watch only Netflix and DVDs. I love Red Dwarf, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Louie, The Big Bang Theory, Lost, Spaced, Breaking Bad, how I met your mother, Scrubs, etc.

I love to read. I'm addicted to reading the latest news on my iPhone or iPad. My favorite book is the fuck up. I also love the sherlock holmes series. I have caught up on a lot of classics on the kindle by authors like jane austen, Alexandre Dumas, etc. I love the Oz Series (no not the one from HBO ;)), like Wicked and other books by Gregory Maguire. I'm obsessed with memoirs from drug addicts, comedians, and other random people. I know there's more, but who can remember? Have a good book to suggest?

I'm a big technology nerd. I have a lot of Apple products. I love reading and Gizmodo. And I've become addicted to
The six things I could never do without
my cats, my iphone, my car, ice water, mexican food, and naps.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that have happened or things that I have read about. I used to overanalyze the crap outo of stuff, but I have stopped doing that. My mind usually wanders and I love that. Zoning out is the best.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have been staying home because I've been focused on finishing school....but that is about to change now that I am almost done with my Masters finally!! Woooo! I like spending time at home with my kitties, watching tv or looking up random facts online. I like going to new restaurants and hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It is extremely hard for me to open up to someone I have feelings for.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are spontaneous, funny, smart, and open-minded. Or if you know when the narwhal bacons...