I grew up barefoot and naked, knowing the names of all my neighbors
and a bikes ride distance to dairy farms. The people who raised me
used the words "ain't" and "warsh" in their everyday vocabulary,
and taught me to mind my business and keep my elbows off the table.
Old country western music and bull/bronco riding was a lifestyle
and every one of them had two first names. I lived in close
proximity to Lake Tahoe, Donner Lake and Pyramid Lake where I spent
my days, until I was a teenager, and then the time was evenly split
between 'the lake' and Hardcore and Punk Rock Shows. My nights were
spent laying in my backyard identifying astronomical markers, and
when the moon was full I would sneak into nearby pastures and coax
horses with Starlight mints to let me ride them through the dark- I
was sometimes well received, and other times not so much. I was
only ever close to being shot by a farmer once.
I have a fresh mouth and a sense of adventure. I am known for my
dry wit and dead pan humor, and my full-bellied laugh. While
adequately educated, most of what I have learned in life has not
come from any university (autodidact,bro). I am generally
confident, overly compassionate, innately creative, and 2/3 parts
LA face with an Oakland booty.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting RAD. Luring disco dollies to a life of vice.
I intend to spend the summer: rock climbing, beaching, racing
people on my bike around the city, midnight walks, dancing, making
art, jumping horses, escaping Boston, and collecting freckles.
I’m really good at
Finding trigger points, finding good deals, metaphors, untying
knots, jigsaw puzzles, dancing very fast, reading upside-down and
backwards, singing the wrong lyrics to a song, getting lost and
accidentally finding my way, being quite literal, dutty winding.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am not at all as big as a B as my photos indicate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Goodbye Horses: Q Lazzarus.
Ice Cream: Muscles.
The six things I could never do without
* a functional spinal cord, maintaining homeostasis, adequate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I am all of a sudden old enough that 19-25 year old dudes are
trying to 'hit it' so they can tell their friends they banged an
Carl Sagan. The Universe. Fascia. Atoms. Molecules. Ontogeny.
On a typical Friday night I am
At every party I hop the bar and then dance on top of that,
bartender be like, get off of that! I'm like, "not till I get rich
off of rap".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not one bit embarrassed to be looking at dudes on the
You should message me if
You are super handsome. You have a Shiba Inu.