I grew up barefoot and naked, knowing the names of all my neighbors
and a bikes ride distance to dairy farms. The people who raised me
used the words "ain't" and "warsh" in their everyday vocabulary,
and taught me to mind my business and keep my elbows off the table.
Old country western music and bull/bronco riding was a lifestyle
and every one of them had two first names. I lived in close
proximity to Lake Tahoe, Donner Lake and Pyramid Lake where I spent
my days, until I was a teenager, and then the time was evenly split
between 'the lake' and Hardcore and Punk Rock Shows. My nights were
spent laying in my backyard identifying astronomical markers, and
when the moon was full I would sneak into nearby pastures and coax
horses with Starlight mints to let me ride them through the dark- I
was sometimes well received, and other times not so much. I was
only ever close to being shot by a farmer once.
I have a fresh mouth and a sense of adventure. I am known for my
dry wit and dead pan humor, and my full-bellied laugh. While
adequately educated, most of what I have learned in life has not
come from any university (autodidact,bro). I am generally
confident, overly compassionate, innately creative, and 2/3 parts
LA face with an Oakland booty.