WARNING: The following profile is full of sarcasm and my version of humor. If you don't get it or don't find it funny, well then I guess you don't have a sense of humor. I know I'm not attractive so all I have going for me is making someone laugh. Thank you and I hope you enjoy.

what all can I say about myself. I am shy at first, but once I get comfortable enough with a person, I become very open. I tend to flirt without even realizing it, but I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds if you get on my bad side. However, you may think I'm a bitch with the way I behave around men, but that's just the way I flirt I suppose. What else can I tell you... I guess if you want to ask me anything, go ahead and send me a message or IM, I'm open to answering any and all questions.

I am currently living in Indianapolis and getting back on my feet after a year of mooching off the parental units and trying to finish college. I just graduated from Ball State and am looking for a job in advertising. I want to become fully independent again but with the economy/job market the way it is and recently recovering from some major surgery, it will take a while.

Being sarcastic and acting more masculine than feminine.

My sense of humor. Mainly because no one really notices me until I open up my big fat mouth and actually say something, which is usually a joke. Then I hear the laughter and naturally continue my goofiness and tomfoolery.

I'm not much of a reader, but whenever I had to read something in class, I usually keep it instead of selling it back to the bookstore. I also love collecting and reading comic strip collections, like The Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes.

I am a huge Kevin Smith fan, I love all his Jersey Saga movies, except Chasing Amy. I also love mystery movies, and movies I grew up with when I was a child like Goonies, Explorers, Flight of the Navigator, things like that. I'll basically watch anything that comes on the movie channels late at night or on TBS in the middle of a Saturday afternoon.

I will listen to anything that has a good beat. And I mean ANYTHING! Polka, Rap, Country, Pop, Classical, Classic Rock, etc. As for a favorite band or group... well, that's not any of your business.

I'm in love with food. I especially love chocolate, chicken, chocolate, pizza, chocolate, potatoes, did I mention chocolate? Sorry, I can't help it, I'm a chocoholic, I know I need to go into rehab and follow the 12 step program, but I don't have the willpower. Oh well, guess the only thing left to do is eat some chocolate. Damn I'm hungry.

My baby bankie, which I know is stupid because I'm too old for things like that. But it's the only thing that keeps me company at night.

My mp3 player. My life needs a soundtrack, something that I can walk to when I'm going from place to place.

My computer. It's my only connection to the outside world, where all my important documents and pieces of information are.

My gray hoodie. It's my baby bankie when I'm on the go. It's big and comfortable and something that I can curl up in when I'm lounging around

My cross necklace. No, I am not religious. It is a Gaelic cross, which I feel always gives me luck.

My sense of humor. I feel I would go completely insane if I was serious about everything that goes on in my life.

Nothing. And no, this does not mean I'm an airhead (though I am a natural blond). I feel like if I spend more than ten minutes thinking about something, my head will explode. Also, when I think about things, it tends to get dark, nearly horrific. Id just rather keep myself busy with right here and now.

Sitting at home watching tv eating. But I really want to get out there and do things. But my only friends are busy with work/boyfriends/babies so I don't have anyone to hang out with. So I'm basically stuck.

Hey, I've already admitted I listen to polka and I still sleep with a security blanket, that's as far as I'm willing to go.

You are still reading this far into to profile and aren't scared... yet.