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My self-summary Propose an edit

Sweet Jumpin Christopher! Great Caeser's Ghost! You want me to self summarize eh?

I have an affinity for karaoke I can't quite explain. I really like to dance, although my moves have, on occasion, been confused with flailing. Six to one, half a dozen to another. I like being on stage even though I can't act for beans; and while I do have a lovely singing voice, I lack a certain "je ne se quois" as a front person: Public Indignities are my forte.

I don't relate to other human beings half assedly. This makes for a small but beloved group of friends, and almost no acquaintances.

I hate snobbery, pettiness, chronic negativity, and passiveness; I do my best to live boldly and proactively.

When people write in their profiles really outlandish things like, "I live for music," my ass starts to twitch. You do not.

I'm silly. I like it when other people are silly too. If you can't get silly, or you can't at least get down with other people's silliness, you can't get with this. Yah dig?

I like sexy brains. I like to think I've got em.

I like sexy glasses. I know I have those.

I'm wicked girly. I like makeup, and clothes, and jewelry, and scarves...oh man do I love me some scarves. Girly does not equate to timid, so don't get it twisted.

The following (as well as the aforementioned, I suppose) you're just going to have to take my word for: I'm kind, vivacious, enthusiastic, positive, and resourceful. That is where my value lies.

I'm dynamic like whoa.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Having adventures (I don't care what okcupid says, I do too like them). Cultivating the minds of four-year-olds. It sounds frightening when I put it like that. Mr. Rogers (one of my heroes) said; "It is a privilege to be trusted by children. And I don't take it lightly."; that's how I roll at work. When it comes to my capacity for wrangling preschoolers I am unfuckwithable. Other than that: I'm making Christmas presents (it went splendidly), Making the most of my weekends, Going out on dates, Reading like it's going out of style. I'm also constructing a rag rug. Laura Ingalls eat your heart out.

I'm settling into my new apartment. It's littler than your apartment. I'm sure of it

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Singing. Reading comprehension. Making pizza. Confrontation. Holding my own council. Wanking. Folding paper cranes. Baking. I'm an expert back scratcher, which I think are underrated but just as awesome as back rubs. Making out. Whistling. Gaining the affection of children. Remembering all the words to every song I've ever heard. Head. Not killing my plants. Making flowers out of tissue paper. Reading people. Putting on red lipstick. Rhyming. Spending my money. Thinking objectively. Being bad at math...I rock at that.

Things I'm getting better at: Crocheting; especially hats. Playing the flute. Embroidery. Cooking dinner for a table-full of people with a zillion (3) different dietary restrictions.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Swagger.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

If they're the same as yours does that endear me to you in some way?

(a) Choke, Money:A Suicide Note, Mother Night, Hocus Pocus, The Year of Magical Thinking, The God Delusion, Time's Arrow, Foreskin's Lament, The Hobbit (I actually felt myself blush as I admitted to that), Me Talk Pretty One Day, Slapstick, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, The Lovely Bones, The Catcher in the Rye, Where the Wild Things are...okcupid says I'm not very literary, and they may be on to something. But wait! I got it all wrong. okcupid actually gave me an award for being MORE literary. What a hoot!

(b) Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Brazil, Harold and Maude, Suspiria, Invasion of the Body Snatchers 78', What about Bob, The Great Outdoors, Lost in Translation, Little Miss Sunshine, Groundhog Day, Pulp Fiction, Life as a House, Mixed Nuts, Space is the Place, Home for the Holidays, Happiness, Grosse Point Blank, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Over Board, Brewster's Millions, Short Bus, The Happiness of the Katakuris, Barbarella, The Bronx Warriors, Seven, Stranger than Fiction, Alien, Aliens, The Big Lebowski, Mulholland Drive, Bread and Tulips, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Office Space, Spirited Away, Audition, Old Boy, etc.

(c) Magnetic Fields, Wesley Willis, Beirut, Cat Power, Architecture in Helsinki, M. Ward, Bon Iver, Nick Drake, Charizma, Electric 6, Joanna Newsom, Johnny Cash, Neko Case, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Lightning Bolt, Scott Walker, The Beatles, Death From Above 1979, Fiona Apple, Devendra Banhart, Feist, New Order, Ani Difranco, Roy Orbison, really bad (and some good) 90s Hip Hop, Modest Mouse, Jeff Buckley, Built to Spill, Justin Timberlake, Cat Stevens, Songs Ohia, Michael Jackson, Band of Horses, Sera Cahoone, Pete Yorn, The Saturday Knights, Bjork, The Sugarcubes, Pulp...ad nauseum

(d) Thai, Pizza, Spinach, Sushi, Gin and tonics, Coffee, Carrots, Ice cream, Pickles, Diet Coke, Tacos. Cottage cheese might be the grossest thing I see people put in their mouths on a regular basis.

Also, I really like the color orange. Believe that.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

I refuse to participate in this question! I've yet to find anyone on this website who likes it. Instead here are my six favorite words:

Tintinnabulation

Abominable

Ibuprofen

indubitably

lascivious

highfalutin

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

My stream of conciousness is random at best.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Awesome.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I'm a discerning slut.

I get really bashful around groups of people I am not all ready familiar with.

the latter is actually harder for me to fess up to.

You should message me if Propose an edit

Could be you shouldn't. I bite like crazy.

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