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22 Massapequa Park, NY Man


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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Jul 29
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Seeing Someone
Has dogs and has cats
My self-summary
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Hey, I'm Stephen and I'm 20 years old. I work full-time as an Electrician's Apprentice. I'm extremely sarcastic and believe you can find humor in anything, so don't be easily offended; I mean nothing by it, it's all in good fun. I love the outdoors and wildlife. Tats and piercings are a turn-on. I'm basically a humanist and believe that the meaning of life is to give life meaning. So be passionate: Make mistakes, get your heart broken, smile in public, take the scenic route! Just whatever you do, do it well.

It's pronounced (TWO-MEN-G-ISM)
Yes, there's a long, weird story behind it.
Short version is it's what I would name a philosophy or religion if I ever created one.
Follow meh
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
JPS Electric
Free weights
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making sarcastic comments, being blunt, electric work
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Uhh the fact that I look somewhere in between 16 and 30? Idk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-I love to read. I Am The Messenger by Markus Zusak and the Hitchhikers's Guide series by Douglas Adams are my favorite books thus far. Big fan of Michael Crichton and Chuck Palahniuk. Currently reading a lot of Phillip K. Dick.

Movies- V For Vendetta, Sweeny Todd, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Scanner Darkly, American Beauty, Natural Born Killers, Shawshank Redemption, Into the Wild, Cloverfield, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Boondock Saints, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Back to the Future Trilogy.

Music- Grateful Dead, Steve Miller Band, The Doors, The XX, Led Zeppelin, Matchbox 20, The Monkees, The Killers, Atlas Genius, Weezer, Billy Joel, Jack White/The White Stripes, The Eels, Modest Mouse, The Black Keys, Spoon, Mumford and Sons, The Faces, Five For Fighting, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Audioslave, Cage The Elephant, Pink Floyd, Cold War Kids, Eddie Vedder.. just to give you an idea lol. Really into 70's/80's rock but I'm all over the place.

Shows- Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Hell on Wheels, Dexter, Sherlock, Futurama, Spartacus, Mystery Science Theater 3000, American Horror Story, Californication, Scrubs, Archer, The Legend of Korra, The Walking Dead, Arrested Development.

Food-I'll eat almost anything but sushi is amazing.

Comedians- George Carlin and Bill Hicks hands down. Also love Louis C. K.. but who doesn't.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor, music, sunshine, friends, books, and a comfortable bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The cosmos, what it is, and why the hell we're all here. How much more fucked up the world is gonna be when I'm my parents' age.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either self-medicating or catching up on sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You talk to yourself a lot
You're an animal lover
You're able to laugh at yourself
You're cynical or sarcastic
You like reading and LOVE music
You can play the piano
You like debating or philosophizing
You think that falling asleep with someone is infinitely more intimate than any fuck sesh [not that they aren't incredibly fun].
You understand any of the following references.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is forty-two.
Would you like a jelly-baby? BAD WOLF
Would you kindly pick up that short-wave radio.
Stop asking what when the delicious question is when. Lives, lived, will live.
OR you feel like it.. ya know ;P