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mellowhype

30 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a queer-positive, poly-positive, outgoing, open, honest, direct and sassy plus-size female.

I am in a very happy open relationship with my partner in crime OhNoSimon. We would love to meet new activity partners, party partners, play partners or just spiritual quest advisers. How does the saying go: 'Like attracts like'.

But besides all of that: I love meeting new people and ebbing with the flow.

FULL DISCLAIMER: I am super terrible at responding to messages. Don't get butt hurt if I don't respond ASAP. I am a busy lady, yo.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Managing and fostering (online) communities
Talking about food like it's my job (cos it is)
Freelance writer dabbling in a bit of food, events and travel
HBIC of a food, fat and feminism blog called http://fatgirlfoodsquad.com/
Adventure and thrill seeker.
Trying to take over the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a boss, not being bossy.
Donning a chef's hat.
Not taking myself too seriously.
Hanging around with babes 24/7.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Blue outlined with green. Stare deep into my soul, boo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Douglas Coupland.

I'm into dark & heavy shit like American Beauty and Requiem for a Dream.

I am obsessed with RuPaul's Drag Race (going on the cruise in November) but I also watch other quality programming such as: Mad Men, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Doctor Who, IT Crowd, Game of Thrones, The Newsroom, Orange is the new Black, Top Chef, House of Cards, Kardashians, Eastbound & Down, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, etc.

As for music - I listen to pretty much all hip hop everything with a little bit of electronic mixed in for good measure. I could sit here and tell you all about #YEEZUS and how Rick Ross is a boss or how I've started from the bottom but now I'm here or how I'm a Big P.O.P.P.A -- but I think you you get the idea. Skrillex is pretty cool, right?!

I really love music & will listen to pretty much anything. As long as I can dance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
MacBook/The internet/iPhone
Brunch
Jameson
Music
Good friends
Glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That I'm Don Draper trapped in Joan Holloway's body.

Or why Juggalos exist and what it would be like going to "The Gathering".

Or why I haven't been to the Hobo Convention in Britt, Iowa yet. (Yes, it is a thing)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reviewing a restaurant or band or DJ.
Out with a buncha hot babes acting a fool and keeping it real.
At home eating a pizza & ice cream and watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a real red head. #GASP
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you love food. whiskey. hip hop. good vibes. polyamory and are into sex-positivity.

i respond to well-written messages from people with a good match % and who have similar ideals about life.

you've read my two blogs: http://www.fatgirlfoodsquad.com and
http://areyoulistening2me.tumblr.com and feel like we'd be a good match.

also: don't message me if:
a) You're messaging to tell me I'm fat. Yes, I'm a chubby girl. Thanks for pointing out the obvious. I'm a confident thick female & if that's not your thing, then do not pass GO and collect $200.
b) You don't have the decency to write more than two words to me
c) Your message was copied & pasted to numerous people
d) You don't include at least one picture of yourself in your profile.
e) You have an issue with my relationship. Move along then.