I'm Chris and I'm probably the most easygoing and laid back person you'll ever meet. I feel that sarcasm is an appropriate expression in about 95% of all social encounters. I enjoy both being a lazy bastard who lays around watching crap on Netflix or playing nerdy video games...as well as being incredibly active hanging out at the gym, or dog park, or indoor rock-climbing (I really need a new indoor rock climbing buddy btw). Someone once told me I'm like a cross between a nerd and a bro. I look mildly intimidating from afar but then you see I'm wearing a Zelda T-Shirt and know I'm harmless. I've also been told on the whole 3 online dating experiences I've had... that I am not a creeper. I like to think of that as an accomplishment?

Finishing up my Bachelor's Degree. I'm also a research assistant in a child development lab that helps children with special needs. Then, in 2013, I'm hoping to start PA school.

Sciency stuff
Computers
Eating the amount of food a person should consume in 3 days in one sitting
Pull Ups
People watching
Making an ass of myself

My quirkiness? Or the fact that I'm almost always smiling.

Movies: Pretty much any Super Hero Movie, 21 Jump Street, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchor Man, Hangover.

Shows: Tosh.0, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Workaholics, Chopped, Man vs. Food

Music: It varies so much it's hard to say. Atreyu, Killswitch Engage, Any song Ludacris is in...almost.
P.S. Every time I hear Call me Maybe I die a little inside.

Food: Italian, Sushi, Indian, Burgers, Pizza, Mexican, Chinese. Pretty much everything.

Family
Friends
Animals
Laughter
Knowledge
Oreos

I try to relate every situation I come across to either Physics or Chemistry. I'll literally try to calculate friction coefficients, force, or momentum in my head or try to imagine what a chemical might look like based on its name on an ingredients list. Yup, HUGE freaking nerd. Have to remember all this useless crap somehow in case I ever feel like taking the MCATs.

Working, Playing video games, hanging out with some friends on Mill, or at the gym.

I do not, nor have I ever, owned a smart phone.

You can creatively and cognitively craft coherent sentences.
You're astounded by my abilities in alliteration.
You know what alliteration is.