I pretty much always say what's on my mind. I guess whenever I have a creative idea, I feel compelled to express it rather than "lose" it. So I have a very spontaneous and runaway freight train kind of sense of humor. From my experience with freight trains, when they're running amok and leaving behind destruction, everyone is distracted by trying not to be crushed by tons of steel. People will only blame you personally for crappy stuff you've said if they're GIVEN an opportunity to interject between your quips about necrophilia and pants-shitting.

So I'm a very open person. I get very uncomfortable if someone is making me shy about what I want to say/think. I think it's better if everyone can say what they think, like a delicious fruit salad of ideas, but that's just my opinion. Of course something like that work out well for me because it's very hard to offend me, and rarely stay angry at anyone for more than a day. Peace and love :P

I tend to be a random and idealistic kind of person, though I'm also pretty jaded and rational. I don't know how that works... Nevertheless I daydream pretty constantly (scatter-brained. My brain is always imagining something, although it gets distracted pretty quickly. Walking has always put me in some sort of trance....

A few things that vary.. I read, cook, and write a lot. Sometimes I draw and exercise. The Food Network and the BNN plays in the background.. I feel like I should study stuff I've always wanted to study after I've been in school for so long. Read research papers and math books... things like that. :]

I'm probably going to end up being an economist. :P

Being sarcastic, not so much detecting it coming from others.

Teleportation.

Hm, I have things to add to this section now!

My favorite authors right now are John Kenneth Galbraith (Economics and the Public Purpose, The Great Crash 1929), Arthur Schlesinger Jr. (The Age of Roosevelt), and Joseph Stiglitz (Globalization and its Discontents). Stiglitz got some brownie points for writing an awesome polemic on globalization.

The Cat's Eye is a movie about a cat fighting a troll who threatens a little girl.

I like all foods! Cheeses (Brie, Gouda, Jarlsberg) are great, but I very often just eat fruits and vegetables. I have the ability to shove spinach and frozen vegetables into a blender and drink it whole. Yummy! Pizza and sushi are also great!

My six fingers.

About everything. Seriously, I overthink everything. Almost every single thing. A lot of things. I keep a thought diary of things I write and that I'll never read again, haha.

I don't know what that makes me. I used to think I was mentally ill or insane, but that didn't feel right. Most likely I'm just a guy of superior weirdness!

I meow to myself in private. My cat's meows are kind of like a catchy tune.. :P

Cats, food, or nerdy.

Any.