melonwithice
35 Houston, TX
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My self-summary
I have MS in Quiet Life and PhD in Nerdology. I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo... What the hell I'm doing here??? I don't belong here...
What I’m doing with my life
Actually I am an FBI agent undercover. I'm here on a very secretive mission that I cannot talk about. Meanwhile, I hoping to get some Bond girls...
I’m really good at
stalking... yes I am... and also being quiet (that's pretty easy though)
The first things people usually notice about me
my laugh?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Le Fabuloux Destin D'Amelie Poulain
The Little Prince
Pablo de Sarasate
Mediterranean Cuisine
The six things I could never do without
sleeping, computers, internet, practicing my instruments, dancing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how hard it'd be to get hooked up if there were 3+ genders around. Seriously, think about it; for given genders x,y,z say that you are an x and just found your y, but now you and your y need to look for your z but meanwhile you may loose your y and start all over...
On a typical Friday night I am
online.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to think that "Rolling Stone" was a person, yes, for a long time...
You should message me if
well... forget about it... you will not ever message anyways... I think getting a reply on this website requires you to look like somewhere between Robert Pattinson and Justin Timberlake... or Apollo... or I don't know... Seriously, what does it take for anyone to get a reply back on this website? Apparently none cares if you have a high education or a decent job... What do they care? say your height? maybe you need to be more than 6'2? Or have 12 packs at least? Be able to lift 200lbs? 200 push-ups in one set?

Or maybe, you must have jokes on your profile enough for 2 stand up shows? And know 4 languages at least? Not only be able to cook like a maser chief of Hilton but also must have photos posted of 16 different entrees? At least 3 gold medals in pentathlon? And have two cute puppies?

Or what else? Can someone give me a hint? Wait... I forgot that you were not ever replying, sorry....
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