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melonwithice

35 Houston, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have MS in Quiet Life and PhD in Nerdology. I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo... What the hell I'm doing here??? I don't belong here...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Actually I am an FBI agent undercover. I'm here on a very secretive mission that I cannot talk about. Meanwhile, I hoping to get some Bond girls...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
stalking... yes I am... and also being quiet (that's pretty easy though)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my laugh?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Le Fabuloux Destin D'Amelie Poulain
The Little Prince
Pablo de Sarasate
Mediterranean Cuisine
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sleeping, computers, internet, practicing my instruments, dancing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how hard it'd be to get hooked up if there were 3+ genders around. Seriously, think about it; for given genders x,y,z say that you are an x and just found your y, but now you and your y need to look for your z but meanwhile you may loose your y and start all over...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
online.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to think that "Rolling Stone" was a person, yes, for a long time...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
well... forget about it... you will not ever message anyways... I think getting a reply on this website requires you to look like somewhere between Robert Pattinson and Justin Timberlake... or Apollo... or I don't know... Seriously, what does it take for anyone to get a reply back on this website? Apparently none cares if you have a high education or a decent job... What do they care? say your height? maybe you need to be more than 6'2? Or have 12 packs at least? Be able to lift 200lbs? 200 push-ups in one set?

Or maybe, you must have jokes on your profile enough for 2 stand up shows? And know 4 languages at least? Not only be able to cook like a maser chief of Hilton but also must have photos posted of 16 different entrees? At least 3 gold medals in pentathlon? And have two cute puppies?

Or what else? Can someone give me a hint? Wait... I forgot that you were not ever replying, sorry....