Hmmmmm......What would I want to know about me if I wasn't me but somebody looking at me on this site??? I am a tad mad and don't mind making a twat of meself if it gives everyone else i'm with a laugh - you could say i'm a bit of a joker I guess!!! I can be serious sometimes though......I think! I'm great at parties, weddings and bar mitzvah's (no idea how to spell that!) i'm stunningly brilliant!!!!

I am quick, su-feckin-perb, and sharp

Working, having fun, and generally having a giggle and making the most of things / wasting it.

Making people laugh, drawing stuff, Taking the piss out of people with my stunningly quick retorts...............Errrrrm. I'm also a pretty good cook.......

My ass.....I've been told that I have a very good ass!! And my sense of humour - or that could be just that i'm funny looking........I dunno!! ;)

Movies.....full metal jacket, Kalifornia, american history x, pulp fiction, lost in translation, 8 mile, baby boy, Gangster flicks (too many to list!), good will hunting, donnie darko, save the last dance (quality soundtrack!) The bourne identity, the phone booth.....can't choose between those three! Books....Just read Dan Brown's books (The da vinci code, Digital fortress, Angels and demons and deception point) and thought that they were really good, 1421 (love facts and history!!) White teeth, The life of Pi, Hearts of darkness.......far too many to list! Music...I love Hip Hop and am listening to Jurassic 5, Twista, Ice cube, Dre, Dogg, The neptunes and Kelis at the moment - nothing too underground as you can see!! Food - Hmmmmm....I have to say that I love most food...It just has to taste nice!! Not fresh tomato's they're wrong.

Fun, humour, friendship, Comedy programmes/shows,

My head is filled with useless information so I guess I think about random bollox a lot actually!!!

Going out partying or just chilling...

I'm insecure even though I come across as confident - something i've perfected over the years!!

You have a good sense of humour and don't take this sorta stuff too seriously!! Oh yeah....And if you're not from Wales......Full of weirdo�s and inbreeds!!