mend_ants
35 Long Island City, NY
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My self-summary
I accidentally swallowed a small piece of my anatomy class cadaver. Surprisingly, this was not my most notorious medical school experience.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a doctor, working at a mysterious, private-sector biotech firm in a non-clinical position. We are definitely NOT doing something sinister.
I’m really good at
Owning/operating a beard, wearing collared shirts, and embracing risk--despite my culturally-Jewish upbringing (surfing! Krav Maga! Reclining EVERY night!).
The first things people usually notice about me
One of my closest friends thought I was Hispanic for the first 10 years of our friendship. So, ethnically-ambiguous swarthiness? Basically, I have a nice amount of chest hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books are How to Stay Alive in the Woods by Bradford Angier and Pema Chodron's The Places That Scare You, a contradiction my psychiatrist finds "very interesting."

I like smart/awkward comedy like Wet Hot American Summer and Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, and deliberately-paced epics like There Will Be Blood and The Wire. I'm also failing to work my way through the Criterion Collection.

My musical taste crystallized when I was a teenager living in Miami in the 90s, so I lean unapologetically toward bass-heavy booty rap.

Savory over sweet, always. You can have my half of any shared desserts.
The six things I could never do without
The ocean, short shorts, glasses/contacts, air conditioning, extra-fine felt tip pens and Amazon Prime.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Subtext.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym, ignoring unsolicited advice regarding my squat form.

Update: I bought my own power rack, so now on a typical Friday night I am attempting to deadlift without injuring my cat.
You should message me if
You know what's good for you.
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