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30 M Huntsville, AL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 12
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly other
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I like to think of myself as a modern day gentleman, one of a species swiftly becoming extinct. I'm the type of guy that will go out of his way to hold doors open or give up my place in line to a lady. Chivalry's not quite dead yet.

Yes, I am in a polyamorous relationship, and it is working out amazingly. I'm not on here looking for booty calls, though. New friends are always a good thing, and that's all I really want. I just won't say no if things turn physical.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a security officer at various locations around town.

I also recently picked up a second job as a pizzasmith and assistant manager at Little Caesar's, working my way up as quickly as possible to store management and, one day, to owning my own franchise. Or three. Or ten.
I’m really good at
...6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
...massage. I have six months of professional training.
...being a kind ear and a dry shoulder.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually, it's my irrepressible good humor. I can make a joke out of anything, and I make it a point to find the humor in any situation. After all, if we can't laugh at ourselves, what's the point in being human?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Piers Anthony or Tracy Hickman/Margaret Weis. I'm a sucker for sci-fi and fantasy. Terry Goodkind, Terry Brooks, and William Gibson rock my socks. Jim Butcher's Codex Alera and Dresden Files series make me happy.

Movies: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Scott Pilgrim vs the World. Howl's Moving Castle. Spirited Away. Transporter 1, 2, and 3. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. A Goofy Movie. Labyrinth. Howard the Duck. Conan the Barbarian (the original Governator version). Red Sonya. The Nightmare on Elm Street series. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Shows: Supernatural. House. A Game of Thrones. How I Met Your Mother. FLCL. The Guild. Firefly.

Music: Incubus. Modest Mouse. Wilco. Ryan Adams. Gillian Welch. The New Pornographers. The Shins. ok GO. Jack White. Avenged Sevenfold. Coheed and Cambria. Blue Oyster Cult. Dashboard Confessional. Brand New. The Postal Service. Death Cab for Cutie. Eels. Silversun Pickups. Muse. Massive Attack. Thrice. Tool. Zero 7. Boards of Canada. Third Eye Blind. Pink Floyd. Led Zeppelin. Journey. David Bowie.

Food: Macaroni and cheese is the greatest substance known to man. Just sayin.
The six things I could never do without
...a portable entertainment device
...Mountain Dew
...some form of employment
...weird hats in the echoes of silence lies loneliness. intellect
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...silly romantic things I'd like to do someday.
On a typical Friday night I am
...doing my security guard thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit of my best friends is transgendered.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if enjoy being treated like a lady.
...the idea of a man in uniform does it for you. like odd headgear. just need someone to talk to. I make it a point to never ever judge anyone.