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29 M Lafayette, IN

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I have a problem with not being able to take things seriously. Or taking things was too seriously. I enjoy order and routine in my life, but I'm hoping to find someone who can throw a wrench in my habits. I'm awful at putting myself in new situations. In other words, asocial and introverted.

I turn from extremely driven to unbelievably lazy on a dime. There are days when I feel crazy and days when I think I'm the only one who's sane. I'm honest to a fault and a good listener. I'm a self-described forever-aloner.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly working. Pretending I'm writing a book or screenplay. Playing with my niece or my dog.
I’m really good at
Self-deprecating humor, I guess? Playing the part of the nerd whilst not having any deep technical or trivial knowledge?
The first things people usually notice about me
No clue. I guess that I'm tall and skinny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Brave New World, World War Z, Ender's Game, American Gods, Childhood's End, VALIS, anything by Arthur C. Clarke, The Shining

Movies: Clerks, Cloverfield, The Godfather Parts I & II, Star Wars Episodes IV-VI, 2001, Alien/s, Blade Runner, The Shining, Scarface, Casino, spaghetti westerns, 50s B-movies, Airplane!, Jaws, Blazing Saddles

TV shows: Seinfeld, The Walking Dead, South Park, Tosh.0, Family Guy, Futurama, Law & Order, Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Firefly

Music: Nothing in particular. Rock & roll, classic rock, big band, swing, some jazz, some hip-hop, some classical... I work with a younger dude who is trying to get me up-to-date on pop music, but he's not doing well, ha.

Food: Mmm... pizza. Stromboli. Ice cream. Burgers. I have simple tastes.
The six things I could never do without
Family, a job, a computer, the internet, my dog. And, like, air and sustenance. (Also apparently a calculator as this is now eight things.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The most random, off-the-wall things. Unquantifiable.
All the crap that comes with being a new homeowner.
Becoming debt-free, both financially and personally.
Planning a road trip to the American southwest.
On a typical Friday night I am
recovering from the work week at home, reading, redditing, or gaming. Possibly playing with cryptocurrency. If you know what that is, you've earned my respect.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been here for more than a year and have yet to actually exchange messages with anyone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
the things I've written in my profile appeal to you more than my pics. Which they should, I'm not an attractive man.