Creative, feisty, curious. Highly opinionated but low maintenance. Passionate, quick-witted, non-judgmental. Feminist. I can be intense and blunt but I'm super silly and I love puppies and I cry at weddings and during every LOTR installment and I believe in kindness and empathy above all. I'm headstrong, and somewhat idealistic. I can kick your ass in ping pong. I love conversation, debate and getting to know others and what makes people tick, squirm and leap about in fits of exultation. I'm still learning about myself and trying to carve a meaningful path in this world, but I'm comfortable in my own skin. I wear lots of dresses. I frequently have dreams where I punch Bret Easton Ellis and Bill Mahr in the face.
Why do guys feel the need to answer the "how often do you masturbate?" question publicly? Dudes, I really don't want know the self-pleasuring habits of strangers on the Internet.