They say I'm an odd one. I'm inclined to agree. I like skulls and movies and Bob Dylan. I like strange books and authors and thinking about blue. I grew up reading Stephen King and going to horror movies I was probably too young to see. I also grew up going to see musicals on Broadway.
My favorite time of day is 12:34. AM or PM, it's all good.
I like to yell at mice with my shirt off. I eat small children for breakfast and fashion decorative furniture from their bones. The centipede is my friend. We often slink around dark seedy bars drinking excreted reptile fluids out of crystal goblets with alabaster straws. I enjoy fornicating with shaven purple ass baboons on hot summer nights in the jungle. I mock reality and everyone who believes in it. My talk is old and dust does flow through my veins even though it's midnight back at the kitchen door. Like the grim face on the cathedral floor. All shall look upon me and despair.
From the East Coast originally. Jersey to be specific. That's right. Know what that means? Fuck You.
I'm a closet extrovert, whatever that means. I think of myself as quiet but I've been told I talk a lot. I occasionally suffer from misanthropic tendencies when left alone for too long. I have been left alone for too long. As I said, I'm a wee bit shy so that means... even if I want to... I probably won't message you first.
I'm friendly enough once you get to know me. Some people even say I'm fun. I'm Super Laid Back and casual. Must be all the pot I smoke.
Bit of a homebody I am. Spend a lot of time in my home. I like just chilling and doing nothing. But it's more fun with a friend. That's not to say I never leave the apt, just not that often.
People have accused me of being a serial killer, but no one has yet to prove it.
My doctor told me I should have more sex, but he wouldn't write me a prescription.
I have a job. Video editor... is what I do. Yeah. I work in the nether regions of the film industry, hehe.
I like Strange people. Artsy folk. Weirdos. People who are different for some reason they can't explain. Or maybe you can.
Not much of a drinker but I smoke weed, so, uh... yeah.
I'd really like to have some stoner friends. Don't seem to have any anymore and I miss them. Getting tired of smoking alone. Yeah yeah, I know, I should just quit. But I'm being realistic so I need some smoking buddies.
Don't really like sports. Not a real man I guess. I don't like clubs much either. Or dancing. Not big on sushi. I know, that's like a mortal sin out here but it's true. I'm willing to experiment but we gotta take it slow.