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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 9
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Might want kids
English (Fluently), English (Somewhat), English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Once upon a time I was born. Some day I shall die. A bunch of stuff happened in between.

They say I'm an odd one. I'm inclined to agree. I like skulls and movies and Bob Dylan. I like strange books and authors and thinking about blue. I grew up reading Stephen King and going to horror movies I was probably too young to see. I also grew up going to see musicals on Broadway.

My favorite time of day is 12:34. AM or PM, it's all good.

I like to yell at mice with my shirt off. I eat small children for breakfast and fashion decorative furniture from their bones. The centipede is my friend. We often slink around dark seedy bars drinking excreted reptile fluids out of crystal goblets with alabaster straws. I enjoy fornicating with shaven purple ass baboons on hot summer nights in the jungle. I mock reality and everyone who believes in it. My talk is old and dust does flow through my veins even though it's midnight back at the kitchen door. Like the grim face on the cathedral floor. All shall look upon me and despair.

From the East Coast originally. Jersey to be specific. That's right. Know what that means? Fuck You.

I'm a closet extrovert, whatever that means. I think of myself as quiet but I've been told I talk a lot. I occasionally suffer from misanthropic tendencies when left alone for too long. I have been left alone for too long. As I said, I'm a wee bit shy so that means... even if I want to... I probably won't message you first.

I'm friendly enough once you get to know me. Some people even say I'm fun. I'm Super Laid Back and casual. Must be all the pot I smoke.

Bit of a homebody I am. Spend a lot of time in my home. I like just chilling and doing nothing. But it's more fun with a friend. That's not to say I never leave the apt, just not that often.

People have accused me of being a serial killer, but no one has yet to prove it.

My doctor told me I should have more sex, but he wouldn't write me a prescription.

I have a job. Video editor... is what I do. Yeah. I work in the nether regions of the film industry, hehe.

I like Strange people. Artsy folk. Weirdos. People who are different for some reason they can't explain. Or maybe you can.

Not much of a drinker but I smoke weed, so, uh... yeah.

I'd really like to have some stoner friends. Don't seem to have any anymore and I miss them. Getting tired of smoking alone. Yeah yeah, I know, I should just quit. But I'm being realistic so I need some smoking buddies.

Don't really like sports. Not a real man I guess. I don't like clubs much either. Or dancing. Not big on sushi. I know, that's like a mortal sin out here but it's true. I'm willing to experiment but we gotta take it slow.
What I’m doing with my life
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Dying... a little bit more... every day...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not making friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People don't usually notice me...
...until it's too late. MUAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I keep my movie collection arranged chronologically by director. Yeah, I'm a geek. My favorite movie is Taxi Driver. And Carrie. Big fan of Scorsese and Werner Herzog and Brian DePalma. Cronenberg and Kubrick and David Lynch. I love The Red Shoes. And Rock & Rule and Phantom of the Paradise. I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on... I just watched Time Bandits for the first time in a long time. Thought I should add it to the list.

Books... I like those too.
I think my favorite book is Junky by William S. Burroughs. Some of my favorite authors would be...
Philip K. Dick, Burroughs of course, Cormac McCarthy, Palahniuk... I've been reading Stephen King since grade school, and Clive Barker and on and on and on...
I love the Dune series. God Emperor of Dune is my fav.
I'm trying to get into Faulkner but that's not easy.
Blah blah blah books. I'll read anything that can hold my interest, which is most anything.
Just finished reading Last Exit to Brooklyn. Amazing book.
Currently in the midst of Shardik by Richard Adams. Wow.

TV, I don't watch much TV. Nothing regular. Cartoons mostly. Some shows on Netflix.

I watch more movies than TV.

As for music... I will give you three names.
Bob Dylan. David Bowie. Nine Inch Nails.
That's my spectrum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Sketchbook
Something to draw in said sketchbook with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the porn I watch at work.
The nature of reality and whether or not I'm actually a part of it.
What would Philip K. Dick think of the world today?
Did I just hear something?
What do I want to eat? Am I even hungry?
Is there anything playing at the movies that I want to see?
How much money do I have?
Is there anything to drink?
What was I saying?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting worthlessly alone, but the tears on my cheeks are from laughter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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So I am a public agent and don't know who I work for, get my instructions from street signs, newspapers and pieces of conversation I snap out of the air the way a vulture will tear entrails from other mouths. In any case I can never catch up on my back cases and currently assigned to intercept blue movies of James Dean before the stuff gets to those queers supporting a James Dean habit which, so long as this agent picks his way through barber shops, subway toilets, grope movies and Turkish Baths, will never be legal and exempt narcotic.
You should message me if
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you want to hang out with a strange uncomfortable person. You want to have a serious nonsensical conversation about everything and nothing. You'd like to get high and watch a movie. Strange movies.

Um... you're hungry and would like to go get some cheap food somewhere. You want to sit around listening to music and draw weird pictures.

Uh... you wanna fuck?

Or...maybe... you'd like a friend...