I am going to make it through this year if it kills me.

Closet self loathing nerd. In a really charming way.

Trying to work in comedy. Too bad I'm funnier on the internet.

Whenever I fill out one of these things I feel as if I may be the most interesting person in the world.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Perpetually crying.

I play with my hair a lot.
The dark circles under my eyes.

White Oleander, anything by Suzan Lori Parks, One Flea Spare, M. Butterfly, The Americans, Ghost World, & Fun Home. Sherman Alexi's short stories. Middletown. Gossipy books about the 1920's. I think there is a lonely brilliance to Our Town and I love to talk about it.

Ghost Ship + The Fog back to back.
Horror & animation forever & ever.

Arcade Fire, St Vincent, Golden Birds, Broken Social Scene, Modest Mouse, Summer Camp, The Decemberists, Yuck, Animal Collective. American Analog Set, The Mountain Goats, Yeasayer.

Hair ties.
Big gulps.
The Internet.
Lolin' & trollin'.
Feminism.
A sense of cultural dread.

Comprehensive knowledge of King of the Hill.

Wondering where all the babes hang out.

Shielding my eyes in disgust.

I have the personality and charm of a hip seventy something.

you hate having fun.
you want to get drunk and watch 7th Heaven.
you want to find a romantic coffee shop and make googley eyes at each other.