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mercedesbends

24 F Evanston, IL

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Closet self loathing nerd. In a really charming way.

Ask me about gender politics, music to cry to, or sketch comedy.

In my dreams I get paid to write. In reality I'm working on it. Going to Northwestern in the fall for that whole grad school schtick.

Trying to make stand up jokes around the area. Hit a sister up if you know places where people go to be funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waiting for my bangs to grow out.
Making jokes for drunk people.
Eating snax.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smiling politely.
Making buffalo sauce.
Mario kart. (Like really, really good)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play with my hair a lot.
The dark circles under my eyes.
Bruise covered legs (just clumsy, I swear.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ghost World, Fun Home, Middletown, The Razor's Edge, Wishful Drinking, Fat Pig, One Flea Spare, Red: A Cowboy Song, & gossipy books about the 20's - 40's.

If left to my own devices I watch a lot of nautical themed horror/ girly flicks. Currently cycling through old timey comedies. I think Frank Capra films are devastating.

I also watch a lot of BBC comedy, King of the Hill, and 30 Rock.

Lately: The Knife, Alt J, Wavves, Modest Mouse, The Beach Boys, Wolf Parade, Neutral Milk Hotel.

I eat a lot of bread-y things and breakfast-y things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Feminism.
Country charm.
A sense of cultural dread.
The rule of threes
Blanket cocoons.
My cat (duh).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comprehensive knowledge of King of the Hill.
Wondering where all the babes hang out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Deflecting tension.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I routinely look for myself on the craigslist missed connections.
You should message me if
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you wanna be buds.
you wanna play mario kart.
you wanna play dominion.
you wanna drink beers and eat french fries.
you wanna laugh a lot.
you have a cat & you think I should meet it.