mermaidcunts
22 New Orleans, LA
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My self-summary
by turns a very soft spoken and shrieking freak. into readin', making supper for friends and hanging out with five year olds. using my pants as napkins + learning new fiddle tunes.
the internet weirds me the frig out. let's do stuff in flesh world instead of here huh? ps straight cis boys to the back, bye

ps they/them pls
What I’m doing with my life
cyclically getting my shit together / losing my shit. sacred harp. partner dancing (contra, blues, swing, and two-step), being the cuddle powerbottom, freaking out, making my outward appearance as much of a literal representation of my perception of magic as possible (not woo-y i promise.) (okay maybe a little woo-y). crying to patsy cline records without having reason, checkin out my own ass. going to diners. getting mad. cultivating my happy trail. being an anxious garbage wreck. thinking about mythology. eventually learning how to drive a car/eventually learning how to sail a boat. writing songs and letters. trying not to be a piece of shit.
I’m really good at
being kind of a brat
overestimating my flexibility at dance parties and later regretting it
winking
lemon balm gin and tonics
picking yr boogers
getting a discount at the bodega
The first things people usually notice about me
why won't that freak get out of the ocean already? it's the atlantic. it's so fucking cold. it's been like an hour, the tide is coming in. i guess they're just going to stay there. this is the worst date ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i used to say i liked everything except country and rap and that's p much all i listen to now, whoops.

my favorite movie is the secret of roan inish

right now i'm reading 100 years of solitude. other good ones are swamplandia by karen russell, lots of folktales from around, and the his dark materials series.

feed me garlic, fermented things, dollar tacos, rallyburger, deermeat, brussels sprouts, cassata cake, diner breakfast
The six things I could never do without
baseball hat with built in flashlight
fiddle
knife
espresso maker//cafe bustelo
ys by joanna newsom
bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
projects
fiddle tunes
why haven't i finished watching twin peaks already?
everybody i have a crush on
being the little spoon with tom waits, circa 1981
boat plans
truck plans
janky weirdo house schemes
On a typical Friday night I am
anxious and pretty gay
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
#1 shy bb.
also i don't know how to play magic the gathering
You should message me if
you want to go to geralds
you are okay with me playing top 40 and hollering a lot
you wanna talk shit
you wanna sing sacred harp
consent is important to ya (if we are hangin out you better fuckin ask before you touch me at all)
you wanna make supper
you wanna beat me up in a fun way
(i'm pretty shy at this whole internet dating thing, so if i'm checkin ya out a lot i prolly have a crush and can't think of something witty and cool to say. hiiii!)

please don't:

+ message me if yr a straight cis dude

+ try to convince me otherwise on that
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