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mertukaas

29 M New Brunswick, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i should put more effort into this.

supposedly i'm ENTP/INTP.

somehow i need to make this not boring. i also want to avoid sounding like a tool. also should not sound like a downer dave or negative nelson. i like alliteration. or more like, i affirmatively adore alliteration, absolutely. absitively posolutely.

i don't think it's working.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i'm a professional.

i did actually graduate from space camp in alabama more than ten years ago. i was the CAPCOM for our team. our hypothetical space shuttle crashed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
spouting generic platitudes and idioms
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i like to wear hats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(twenty odd years ago)
redwall, teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, michael jackson, pizza/fried rice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, coffee, hm, hmm, hmmm, hmmmm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to not antagonize people.

in some ways, this all seems highly analogous to a job search.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sometimes drinking, hopefully not working, occasionally watching a long-neglected netflix dvd, optimally going to the gym, wishfully doing something exciting
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
i guess i'm supposed to message you.