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mertukaas

29 M New Brunswick, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
i should put more effort into this.

supposedly i'm ENTP/INTP.

somehow i need to make this not boring. i also want to avoid sounding like a tool. also should not sound like a downer dave or negative nelson. i like alliteration. or more like, i affirmatively adore alliteration, absolutely. absitively posolutely.

i don't think it's working.
What I’m doing with my life
i'm a professional.

i did actually graduate from space camp in alabama more than ten years ago. i was the CAPCOM for our team. our hypothetical space shuttle crashed.
I’m really good at
spouting generic platitudes and idioms
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(twenty odd years ago)
redwall, teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, michael jackson, pizza/fried rice
The six things I could never do without
music, coffee, hm, hmm, hmmm, hmmmm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to not antagonize people.

in some ways, this all seems highly analogous to a job search.
On a typical Friday night I am
sometimes drinking, hopefully not working, occasionally watching a long-neglected netflix dvd, optimally going to the gym, wishfully doing something exciting
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
i guess i'm supposed to message you.