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mertzlufft

21 Saint Louis, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Minimalist, philanthropist, philosopher, adventurer.
I work hard for the money, and then I play with my friends. I'm just trying to find my place in the world.
I code or play ukulele in my down time while watching cartoons or my friends play videogames. Sometimes we go exploring or make short films (like films, not YouTube videos). But mostly we just screw around and have fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a mattress salesman. I know a lot about beds. It's good money for now.

I'm also a freelance editor. I'm trying to get into the film industry, that's what I'd like to do with my life.

Outside of beds and film I try to have fun, hang out with friends, and enjoy the world; someday soon I hope to travel it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whistling
Juggling
Solving a Rubik's Cube
Math
Drawing
Remembering useless details
Procrastination
Pizza
Yellow
Dogs
Movies
Dancing
Swimming
Ukulele
Being alive
Lists
Jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my wit, and my upbeat attitude.

How I can somehow be an introvert and extrovert at the same time.

And I'm kinda short, what are you going to do?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Time Machine, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Brief History of Time, The Divide, Eragon, Scott Pilgrim

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Interstellar, The Dark Crystal, The Darjeeling Limited, Raging Bull, Donnie Darko, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Jurassic Park (scariest movie ever), AVPM, "Definitely, Maybe" is my guilty pleasure

Doctor Who (Tennant), Adventure Time, Avatar: The Last Airbender & The Legend of Korra, Bee & Puppycat, Space Dandy, Home Movies, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

The Ramones, Stealing Sheep, Morning Teleportation, Foster the People, The Killers, The Strokes, Noah and the Whale, Florence + The Machine, Funeral Party, OKGo, Amélie Soundtrack, Scott Pilgrim Soundtrack, AVPM Soundtrack

Chips & Salsa, Pizza, Stir Fry, Salad, Yoohoo, Arizona RX Stress Tea, Kur-Kure, "Misc." I have weird cravings, don't judge

Bonus Section: GAMES
Snake
Portal
Super Mario Sunshine
Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2
Mariokart
Minecraft (beta, I liked it simple)
Spyro 1, 2, & 3
SSX3
War of the Monsters
Pokémon Silver
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

Food
Socks
A creative outlet of sorts (cameras, pencil/paper, music, acting)
Laughter
Adventures
My hair (it's a hate/love thing)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about how to make the impossible possible. And I try to think of how I could get the most use out of my day.

And then like... really crazy scenarios that would go in a movie idea vault in my head.

And also inventions that I'll pay someone to make for me one day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wanting to get out of the house, all of my friends are working, I stay in and cry myself to sleep because being an adult is not fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to have a lisp as a kid, I still trip over myself if I try to talk too fast.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're bored
You're curious
You just want to talk, man
More than "Hey", please?
Philosophy, dreams, ideas, anything