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  • Ages 18–39
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Last online
Yesterday – 3:41pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
English, LISP (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), French (Okay), Indonesian (Okay)
My self-summary
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I am. You are. But we aren't yet. We could be....

Had I been, we might have been. I was not. But were I to have been, we would have had for sure. I was being at the time, but you had not been. Should we be?
What I’m doing with my life
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Spending most of it in dimly-lit places writing c0d3 to save society; surrounded by things that bip in the night

I'm a junior lecturer of computer and web science at the Open Data Institute in Shoreditch. But most of my days are spent in kickin it (literally, kicking something or someone around) at the University of Southampton.

Between the seconds I'm in training to be an internet bird.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding really sad robot love songs like

DJing funerals, seances, events of national mourning,

ruthlessly and heartlessly grabbing exit row seats on trans-atlantic flights (i'm tall :/)

being unintentionally late to meetings

finding power mains outlets hidden anywhere ANYWHERE to feed my hungry family of glowing things that go bip

Not cooking. I will offer to cook for you, but do NOT accept my offer. EVER. This is a final warning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My American accent that /still/ hasn't worn off, even after 3 years of being Her Majesty's (Personal) Servant. I polish her shoes every morning.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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this video will answer all of your questions:

and if it doesn't:

shows: any of chris morris's perversions (Jam, Blue Jam, The Day Today, Nathan Barley, etc) - before arriving in the UK i had boycotted television for most of my life. now it has hacked back into my life through seriously dark and surreal humour.

music: blips, bleeps, sinewaves, squarewaves, sawtoothwaves, white noise, pink noise, grey noise, pure tones and basically anything that looks good on an oscilloscope - why listen when you can watch too?

i did a radio show at WMBR (MIT) in Boston, Ma USA (88.1fm) for lonely robots - so yes, melancholy tones and sine waves. experimental electronica of all sorts, especially music that might make you cry. over. and over.

also i do have a guilty love for french, belgian and german cold wave, and synthpop derived from that sound. although you have to promise never to tell anyone about it.

movies - french new wave and a lot of contemporary french, german, italian + scandinavian cinema. LOVE films. recent obsession: christophe honore. claude chabrol. francois ozon. takashi miike. (ok he doesn't fit)

books - hands down: ibm 1401 user's manual. no, just kidding. (although that was a REALLY EPIC user's manual). the architecture machine. idoru. neuromancer. burning chrome. pattern recognition. cryptonomicon. wuthering heights (ha! got ya), jude the obscure, foucault's pendulum, naked lunch, the nova express trilogy, and ANYTHING made with the laundry/cut-up method!

i'm an avid haruki murakami fan, but love my sci-fi particularly stories involving robot world domination. i just wish asimov (may he rest peacefully) had been a better writer.m
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. symmetry
2. reflexivity
3. commutativity
4. associativity
5. transitivity
6. one of these:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the fact.





my life!

also, discovering that untoasted crumpets are suitable for lots of purposes. being eaten, however, is not one of them.

Things I don't spend time thinking about (or at least deny):
How rarely I succeed at asking people out on dates :(
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
spending it alone in a room full of mostly broken computers. or dancing at koko, xoyo, or fabric in london.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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idaho. it happens.
You should message me if
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you exist and
are mostly made of water molecules...
arranged in a form that is charming, sweet, and adorable.