Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, lovely okcupid-goers!
Let's see...I'm reasonably badass. I'm into creative chaos, dice
with too many sides, long books, craft beer, getting lost on
purpose, creating art for its own sake, and I also happen to be a
world class medallist in kitten spooning.
Disclaimer: I am poly. I currently have a ridiculously awesome
boyfriend-person of roughly a year. I have the space in my life for
new people for the first time in a while, but am also admittedly
not really looking too hard to fill any specific niche. So what am
I looking for? Friends. Lovers. Cohorts. Collaborators. How am I
supposed to categorize you when I haven't even met you yet?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I coordinate service for security-related systems in the
It’s actually pretty cool – they’re essentially paying me to solve
extremely high liability resource puzzles, and I get to actually do
some good, too.
There's still a slight chance I'll scrap everything, listen to all
those prophesies, and just be a goddamn superhero already.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I read a lot. I tend to like existentialist philosophy,
re-imagined fairy tales, non-linear story lines, transhumanism, and
huge goopy amounts of symbol.
Bookage: -Shakespeare (in full on fangirl ways) -The Master and
Margarita -China Mieville -The Children's Hospital by Chris Adrian
-Tolkien -Vellum by Hal Duncan -Neil Gaiman -Ovid's Metamorphoses
-The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie -Who Fears Death by Nnedi
Okorafor -Deathless by Catherynne M. Valente -Dianna Wynne Jones
-Angela Carter -The Magicians by Lev Grossman -Frankenstein -Wicked
-Trickster Makes This World -Mr. Fox by Helen Oyeyemi -The Rook by
Daniel O'Malley -The Temeraire series by Naomi Novik
Graphic Novels: -Akira -Ex Machina -Sandman -Watchmen -The Arrival
Poetry: -Neruda -Rumi
Movies: Just don't make me watch reality TV and we're prooobably
good to go. I go in for a lot of animation.
Examples: -Studio Ghibli (Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away)
-Guillermo del Toro (Pan's Labyrinth, The Orphanage) -Hugo -The
Lion King -I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK -The Beguiled -Inception
-Wall-E -Wreck It Ralph -Birdman
Shows: -Firefly -Carnivale -Buffy -Avatar: The Last Airbender -Mad
Men -Community -Dexter -Deadwood -Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni
-Sherlock -Arrested Development -Gravity Falls -Misfits -Pushing
Daisies -Orange is the New Black -My Little Pony: Friendship is
Magic -Dollhouse -Steven Universe
Music: I tend to go for complexity-per-second type songs, if that
makes sense. I also think well layed bass lines are sexy as
Examples: -Blitzen Trapper -Blue Roses -The Decemberists -The
Dresden Dolls -Hybrid -Jesca Hoop -Kimbra -Massive Attack -Metric
-My Brightest Diamond -Phantogram -The Gorillaz -Two Gallants
-Warpaint -Wye Oak -The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Games: -MTG -Glory to Rome -Flashpoint -Catan -Small World -Ticket
to Ride -Scrabble -King of Tokyo -ALL THE BOARDGAMES REALLY, just
introduce me to your favorite; -nWoD -Anima -Ironclaw; -Disgaea
-The World Ends With You -BlazBlue -Pokemon
Food: Uhh... macaroni and cheese or mashed potatoes. Sushi!
Desserts, if that isn't a given. Indian, Italian, Mexican...
Mangoes. Cinnamon buns--Cinnamon anything, really. Vanilla.
Cayenne. Goat cheese. Chai spices. PUMPKINS. Little tiny tomatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends and lovers, which is possibly corny but absolutely
2. Books. I'm going to lump my sketchpad into this catagory as
3. Hot beverages--Quality tea is absolutely essential, and I also
4. Sex (this isn't in order by the way)
5. My fuzzy babies Blackberry and Jam
6. The moment you realize you've bitten off slightly more than you
can chew, and the subsequent moment where you realize you don't
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aleatoricism--It's not a religion or anything in spite of the
-cism. Look it up if you like pretty words.
Dreams. Souls of places. Game theory. Cyborgs. Intrigues. Noise.
Quiet spots. The past, the present. People, animals, and gods.
Private mythologies. Masks behind faces. Doppelgangers. Jelly-Belly
flavours. Bloody kisses. Heavens and hells, and things in between.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Really I'm a mixed bag, and quite bad at having patterns. I like
social board-gaming and sometimes host that or Disney nights. I'm
happy going out and grabbing fancy beers or staying home for
cuddles and netflix and a homemade meal.
Next Friday, I'm free*.
*May not actually be free
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was little, I had imaginary invisible horses.
My twitter account is @Messy_Muse. Go ahead, click! Be prepared
though - It's mostly furry references, puns worse than the ones
your dad makes, and cat pictures (so, basically it's entirely
representative of its author).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to and you aren't sure you should. =)
Note however that I'm NOT looking for casual sex--That's why I
didn't tick the box. If I like you and we have chemistry sex isn't
off the table...It might even be on a table... Sexy friends=<3.
But I'm not really into the whole one night stand thing. I like
being at least friendly with my food.
I also like friends without ANY sexiness thrown into things! So you
should message me if you're into that, too, you oddball kinky
You MUST be:
-Ok with polyamory (and if you have questions, please don’t
hesitate to ask)
-Able to convey yourself well via text
-Willing to put up with my occasionally being too skittish to go
out without taking it too personally (I have intermittent social
anxiety which, unfortunately, sometimes makes itself a
-Someone willing to mess around with preconfig relationship
settings, and gender expectations if you happen to be male
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