If your sense of humor is dry, sarcastic and self-deprecating (with intermittent bouts of unpredictable weirdness) then I may be good for a laugh now and again. Hiding behind the laughter, and beyond the jokes (used to avoid uncomfortable seriousness), is an adequate amount of realistic substance. For instance, I play in a couple bands around town. There's nothing funny about either of them. I fly fish.. not funny. I enjoy a good bike ride (over a bad one.. ?) ...also, unfunny. My peddle bike happens to be parked next to a Harley, so the poor thing doesn't get as much attention as it should. I know Madisonians, I'm going to hippie hell. I do not have a Facebook account. That seems notable as I may be in the minority here, and would like to weed out any bigots immediately. That almost somehow sounded racist, didn't it? huh. I have yet to fully grasp or embrace online social networking. This is my first attempt at doing so. I'm about as comfortable here as you might imagine someone like me would be at a Justin Bieber concert (enduring a full double encore). I realize that's an old man thing to say. I'm ok with it. I would like to assure you, because most women I've talked to about online dating say men tend to be untruthful in their profiles (thanks assholes), I really am 32 years young. I've developed a small self esteem issue with my age after being mistaken for my dads brother the first time. Yeah, there was more than a first time. I have to give props to pops (he looks good), but dammit anyway. Whoever might believe this mistake best also believe I'm the best looking 60-ish year old you've ever seen.
If you're still reading this, I feel a need to simultaneously thank you and apologize for taking the time I might be wasting. Also for cursing earlier. I clearly don't know how to summarize myself. I'd rather let you judge my character than tell you what I think of me, or what you should. Maybe our opinions of me will be different, and I'll just end up being another lying asshole souring the online dating world for the good guys. People come in complicated and interestingly colored packages. If you care to know just how interesting or complicated this particular package is, send me a note. I'm choosing not to reword the accidental poor word choices in that sentence in hopes you think it's more funny than gross.. and to prove I'm not as mature as I look. If we never speak, I wish you luck in finding cupids arrow without my assistance. Thanks for stopping in. Enjoy the rest of your life ;)