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metagaia

28 M Northwich, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.67m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well I am a geek. That seemed the most important thing to get out of the way.

Otherwise, what about me (I hear you ask). Well politically I am liberal leaning (though with a free market skew). Philosophically I am a global determinist. Emotionally I am cheerful but prone to bouts of biting sarcasm, and linguistically I am making it up as I go along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Should actually update this at some point.

After graduating with a Maths degree and then spending some time doing Sweet Fanny Adams, am a Stock Auditor, selling my soul for something I am morally opposed to (Petrol). However, that petrol does pay for shiny things and Mother Earth is pretty much f*cked anyways...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Most thinks involving either a) logical deduction b) spaitial awareness c) memory. Therefore this means I'am good at chess, maths quizzes etc. All the things that are completly useless yet fun nevertheless!

I am also a keen roleplayer (yes that means D&D, kill me now). I have quite a sarcastic sense of humour as well, and it may get a little biting at times for which I apologise in advance! My friends love it nevertheless...

I'm not bad at trivia knowledge either, the more useless the better (think QI).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my eyes (at least I hope it's my eyes, if I have some freakish growth on the back of my head please tell me)

Otherwise please tell me what you notice, but I am not so vain as to stand in front of the mirror categorising my physical features.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a:
anything by David Eddings, Terry Prtachett or Timothy Zahn, David Gemmel P G Wodehouse
b:
Dr Srangelove, Spirited away, Plan 9 from outer space santa claus conquers the martians battle royale The Machine Girl Stardust 11:14 Last House on the Left Princess Bride Memento
c:
Nothing that special, I like muse, garbage, the cardigans, radiohead, Porcelain and the Tramps, Sarah Slean and the black mages. Also have a passing interest in Jpop and VG music.
Oh yeah, and Flight of the Conchords goes without saying ;-)
d:
I love shellfish, especially prawns, hate mushrooms, probably because of their shape and if that makes gnomes cry, so be it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Computer (assumpition that with the power supply it also counts as one item)
My lungs, very important things these!
My bookcase, crammed with all my books and magazines
My games compendium, with several eager opponents
My Bed, otherwise sleep would be a lot worse.
My clothes, so I can leave the house
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I consider myself an imaginative person. So it can vary from trivial maths problems, to my next D&D character, my future life, short story ideas, or any combination of these. I have a great deal of difficulty *not* thinking about stuff, which makes things like meditation all but impossible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having some me time. I normally prefer to do stuff on Saturday night, since everyone is more alert and less tired then. If I do go out, it's normally to a quiet bar initially. Only proceeding if I have drunk enough to be convinced loud music is a good idea!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm, for two years I had a crush on my college maths teacher. However it was not to be, she was married and I was a lowly student. I did always get more leeway with homework.

Oh, and I have an addiction to late night infomercials. My favourite is the power juicer.
You should message me if
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You want to talk to someone with a GSOH (providing you are geeky). However, LOLcat lovers need not apply...