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metalfan81

33 Torrance, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm the type that doesn't really take anything seriously. I have a twisted sense of humor. I love studying music, history, science, astronomy, theoretical physics, theology (although I am a militant atheist) and literature (yea, I still read actual books). I'm terrible at small talk. I like animals more than I like most people. The only sport I care about is football (go Patriots!). I think a woman is infinitely more sexy when she wears glasses than she is when she wears a bunch of make-up. I believe in equal rights for everybody so if you're racist or homophobic (or any kind of religious extremist), we're probably not a good match. I don't really feel like writing anymore so if you want to know something, feel free to ask. I am loyal, sarcastic and mischevious.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being awesome! I just moved to Denver for family reasons so I mostly just work and hang out at home since I don't know anybody.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- arguing/debating
- listening
- cooking bacon
- music trivia
- being completely inappropriate at inopportune moments
-rooting against the home team
The first things people usually notice about me
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I really have no idea. Maybe that I'm pretty quiet around people I don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: I usually don't listen to music unless it features prominent guitar solos but I'll listen to anything that's great, including metal, classical, jazz, blues and classic rock, : Iron Maiden (first and foremost), Nevermore, Symphony X, Ronnie James Dio (R.I.P.), Megadeth, Jeff Loomis (a.k.a. God), Al DiMeola, Warrel Dane, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Death, Jason Becker (the Stephen Hawking of guitar virtuosos), Chuck Berry, Alice in Chains, Public Enemy, Opeth, Tori Amos, Chopin, Rush, UFO (Strangers in the Night is the greatest live album ever), Arch Enemy, Miles Davis, Pink Floyd, Machine Head, Vivaldi, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Jerry Lee Lewis (the guy played the piano like it was a Les Paul), Queensryche, Jimi Hendrix, Guns n' Roses (the real G n' R, not this crap Axl is putting out now), Tchaikovsky, Testament, Paul Gilbert, Beatles, Black Sabbath (though I despise Ozzy and his wife), Montrose, Mozart and a whole bunch more. I can talk music forever.

Movies: Inception might be the best movie I have ever seen, LA Confidential, Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Dark Knight trilogy, Blood Diamond, Gangs of New York, anything Tarantino, Dumb and Dumber, Goodfellas, The Brothers Solomon, Sin City, Carlito's Way, Scent of a Woman, Airplane and The Departed was amazing. Actually, just about everything DiCaprio has been in for the past few years has been really great. Basically, it either has to make me laugh or it has to make me think. Same with T.V. shows.

T.V. Shows: South Park, 30 Rock, Archer, The Office, Arrested Development, Wilfred, Better Off Ted, Dog Bites Man, The Colbert Report, Tosh.0, Justified, Jon Benjamin Has a Van, An Idiot Abroad, Science Channel. Basically anything that will teach me something or make me laugh. Most t.v. will just make you stupid so I don't waste much time with it.

Food: I'm a picky eater. Don't really dig vegetables. Love bacon. And deep fried stuff. And deep fried stuff wrapped in bacon, pizza, steak...all the regular stuff. I only eat because I have to. It's not really a hobby of mine.

Favorite books: "The Count of Monte Cristo" (I just got a 140 year old copy that I'm trying to get restored), "1984", anything by Chuck Palanhiuk (especially "Haunted"), "Lamb" by Christopher Moore, "The River of Doubt" is the best story I've ever read, and it's completely true, Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, the entire collection of Calvin & Hobbes, "A Brief History of Time" by Stephen Hawking, "The Dirt" (I can't stand Motley Crue, but the book is great), "Hammer of the Gods: The Led Zeppelin Saga," "The Origin of Species," by Charles Darwin and random biographies about historical figures such as Teddy Roosevelt (my favorite historical figure), Julius Caesar, Jonas Salk, Charles Darwin, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music
the possibility of seeing Rome
my family and friends
new things to learn
Heineken
bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The speed of light, time travel, string theory, alternate universes and black hole.
-Why do people throw the horns if they don't listen to metal
-Starting an annual cockfight for charity. We'll raise money to cure polio or rabies (my annual 9/11 charity Jenga tournament was not well-received).
-Learning how to Tango (ever since I saw Pacino do it in "Scent of a Woman).
-I just bought Iron Maiden pit tickets so I'll pretty much be thinking about that for the next five months.
-How can anyone with half a brain listen to dubstep or techno without jamming an ice pick in their ears.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not really sure. I just moved to Denver from Los Angeles so I don't know what to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may have a man-crush on Steven Colbert and I steal the bible out of every hotel room I stay in.
You should message me if
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-You want to trade horribly offensive jokes.
-You have a good sense of humor and are able to not take everything I say seriously. Gotta be able to laugh at yourself.
-In the past few months, you've read a book other than Harry Potter, Twilight, The Hunger Games or 50 Shades of Gray.
-You can hold an intelligent conversation.
-You don't consider yourself normal, nor do you consider that a bad thing.
-You agree that Catcher in the Rye is crap.
-You're laid back and not into drama.
-You haven't dedicated your life to Jesus, the Easter Bunny or any other ficticious character

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