My name is John, and this is where I'm supposed to wow you. Unfortunately, that probably won't happen. I'm awesome, but I seem to not be what you girls are looking for, but I'll give it a go.

I've recently gotten into old school blacksmithing. I'm heavy into steampunk. Don't know what that is? Ask me. I'm a super awesome chef. If you are with a guy that claims to be the best chef, he's a liar and you should run, because he's probably an axe murderer as well.

Also, I am an INTJ for those who are interested.

Blacksmithing, green energy, trying to get a real job because blacksmithing and green energy are kinda slow. Also, just moved to Cleveland.

Archery, marksmanship, bowling, basically anything to do with accuracy. I also know way more about hardware and tools than your dad, way more about cooking than your mom, and infinitely more about video games than any sibling you have. I can also do a few magic tricks. Lol

Well, I'll more than likely be the guy with crazy clothing or accessories. At this moment I'm wearing a kilt, my modded boots with the metal plates on the toes and heels, a tee shirt, modded goggles, and a mohawk.

For some reason I was unable to make myself change this section.

Books: Chariots of the Gods by Erich von Daniken. I don't read fiction anymore, since the ending to the Dark Tower series. Damn you, Stephen King! I LOVE English, grammar, spelling, literature and mythology textbooks. I'm one of the guys that can pick out the typos and mistakes in these books from so-called "professionals".

Movies: Anything with Vin Diesel, Gerard Butler, Lucy Liu, Parker Posey, Sandra Bullock, Rhada Mitchell, the butch looking bike cop from Silent Hill, Billy Drago, any music video from the 80's that is more than a compilation of concert footage like Quiet Riot's "Metal Health" and Rick Astley's "Not Gonna Give You Up", and an obscure movie called "In the Mouth of Madness" starring Sam Neill

Music: Anything, as long as it's not gospel, country or most rap. Lately, I've been listening to old Alice Cooper songs.

*Update* I'm an XM owner now!

Food: Anything that doesn't have onions, bell peppers, or raisins, but my all time favorite is Elvis's favorite food: a peanut butter and banana sandwich. I've recently learned to make twice baked potatoes.

My survival gear: includes a knife, rope, and a small cooking pot.
Portabella mushrooms. That's really all I need.

If the truth be told, I spend an obscene amount of time wondering if I'll always be single.

Broker than crap doing job searches.

I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. Also, I have always loved the smell of gunpowder and matches having just been ignited. I'm not a pyro though.

I guess if you like awesome, HIGHLY intelligent guys who can make you laugh and is basically everything you are looking for, but is kind of unappealing to the eye, but you finally overcame your shallowness, go ahead and message me.