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metalsign

37 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some fun facts about me:

Los Angeles native but I hate the beach (I prefer my ocean blue, not green)

I have worked in reality TV for over ten years but I am trying to claw my way out of it. (I finally did but I'm still in TV)

I wear Baseball hats even though I don't like sports.

Big music fan. I have over 75,000 MP3s. Everything from The Beach Boys to Wu-Tang Clan to Buck Owens.

Big Movie fan.

Mediocre guitar player.

I am the fourth generation of my family to work in "The Biz".

I have a regrettable tattoo.

I have been to Europe four different times but never New York (Except for a layover).

I was once in a watermelon eating contest hosted by Bowser from Sha-Na-Na.

I am a very open liberal and atheist (SCIENCE).

I'm bald.

I have a close relationship with my mother (AWWW).

I'm an only child.

I want to occupy the Whole Foods across the street from me for causing my own personal recession.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (Not really. Seems kind of gross to me).

I'm working on making the voice in my head sound like Werner Herzog.

For more facts or answers to any of your questions feel free to message me.
Hit me up if interested.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work. Hang-Out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing facts about stupid pop culture stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bald head and blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: (In No Order) The Beach Boys, Johnny Cash, The Clash, Rocket From The Crypt, Supersuckers, Arcade Fire, The Hold Steady, Pink Mountaintops, DJ Shadow, The Minutemen, Black Flag, Eric B & Rakim, Bob Dylan, Queens Of The Stone Age. The Afghan Whigs, The Gutter Twins, Spiritualized, The Misfits, The Who, Tribe Called Quest, The Band, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, LCD Soundsystem, Soulwax, Lemon Jelly, Leonard Cohen, The Velvet Underground, RJD2, Roger Alan Wade, Dropkick Murphys, Ike And Tina Turner, The Black Keys, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Bruce Springsteen, The Pixies, MGMT, Wilco, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Girl Talk, Faith No More, Gram Parsons, Van Halen, Ryan Adams, Queen, Blur, Iron Maiden, The Ramones, The Pouges, James Brown, Otis Redding, Anything Stax or Motown, Rage Against The Machine, Social Distortion, Rancid, Spinerette, Roky Ericson, Against Me!, Cracker and so on and so on... I have alot of MP3s.

Movies: (In No Order) Cool Hand Luke, Raising Arizona, Blade Runner, 2001, The Thing, Dig!,Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, Goodfellas, The Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The Royal Tenenbaums, Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan, High Fideilty, Do The Right Thing, Run Lola Run, Ghostbusters, Anything Apatow (Though I Did Not Like Funny People), West Side Story, A Clockwork Orange, Raging Bull, The Blues Brothers, Red Dawn, The Kid Stays In The Picture, Star Wars, No Country For Old Men, Oldboy, Once Upon A Time In The West, Moulin Rouge, Alien, Rushmore, Revenge Of The Nerds, Jaws, The Muppet Movie, The Road Warrior, 8 1/2, Jackie Brown, Out Of Sight, Borat, Almost Famous, Airplane, Apocaypse Now, The Dark Knight, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Killer, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, O' Brother Where Art Thou? and so on...
Books: Chuck Klosterman, Comics (Preacher, Y: The Last Man, Kick Ass, The Walking Dead) Mostly Non-Fiction stuff. David Sedaris, Good Rock Bio.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food. Air. Water. TV. Music. iPhone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the only quote from TIME Magazine this site posts is that it's " Completely Free".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home watching a movie or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I steal Splenda from work
I write with capitols and type with lower case letters
You should message me if
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