So yeah, I'm John, I've been on here for what seems like forever to no avail. It's cool. I speak in the native tongue of sarcasm and apparently most women don't understand that language or simply dislike it. Anyways I'm not about the party life, I don't drink myself to sleep every weekend. Hell, I barely drink at all. I also have zero tolerance for drug addicts as well therefore I'm obviously not one. Mind you this does not include the occasional pot smoker as I don't consider that a drug, but I personally do not smoke. Although, if your a "stoner" aka You need drugs to improve your day to day lifestyle you can move right along. I enjoy my life, I'm happy with who I am which to sum up in one nice neat word it's boring. If you're the adventurous type, always trying new things and can't wait to be spontaneous with someone new...I'm most definitely not that someone new. If you wanna hang around and get food and watch Netflix and maybe just maybe go to show...then I'm your dude.
Let's see, I'm otherwise a heavy metal music loving piece of shit whose life revolves around work, and music. I work about 50+ hours a week and I'm also in the middle of building a recording studio in a commercial space I'm renting. I sell auto parts for a living at a chevy dealership in Jersey. I play guitar, I write music blah blah blah. This is all the kinds of crap that should be discussed on first dates or messages through here or something else. Not read on my profile, and let's face it...you're not even reading this if you looked at my pictures and hit the back button by now so if you're this far and still don't want to hit the back button, hit me up :)
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I'm 28 and I live with my parents. Brutal truth once again, I made a lot of bad credit decisions in the past basically because I'm a musician and crave expensive gear. In comes credit into my life one day and it eventually got out of control and thus here I am. I have a lot of unpaid debt and I'm still a musician. With my current job I don't make enough money to exactly wipe my debt clean in just a few months. So I've been crawling my way slowly out of debt so as I can begin saving to live on my own. I love being a musician and through it all, being a 30 year old bum still living at his parents in my mind was worth the ride being a musician has taken me over the past 10 years. Anyways there's my debt background and why I live at home. Next: I sell auto parts for a living. I know that sounds like a normal, run of the mill shitty job, but it's probably one of the best jobs I've ever had. I have amazing bosses and it's a great company and environment to work in so I plan on sticking around and climbing the ladder over time.
On a miniature side note, when I can find the time I also involve myself in photography, graphic design, film and sound engineering. A good friend of mine and I plan on owning and running our own recording studio one day but that's a ways away for now.
I’m really good at
Graphic design, playing guitar, playing bass, producing music,
recording, songwriting, being dry humored and extremely sarcastic
90% of the time. Life's just no fun if you're always taking it so
seriously. Lighten up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea. From what I hear that's apparently a very cliche
answer so it's probably my glasses or my tattoos or
something....I'd like to think it was my handsome wit and
charm...please god note the sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Ninth Gate, The DaVinci Code, Scream Trilogy, Halloween, The Shawshank Redemption, American History X, Final Cut, One Hour Photo, Clue, Showtime, The Number 23, Inside Man, Airheads, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 1408, Grandma's Boy, Seven, Mr. Brooks, American Psycho, Back To The Future Trilogy, Star Wars saga, National Treasure, The Life of David Gale, Requiem For A Dream, the Harry Potter films, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Clerks II, Nightmare on Elm Street (the ORIGINAL one), Lord of the Rings, Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Wrestler, Knocked Up, Zack and Miri Make A Porno, Beverly Hills Cop, all the Die Hards, Rocky movies and Lethal Weapons and too many more to name.
TV: Heroes, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Once Upon A Time, Marvel's Agents of SHIELD, Daredevil, Game Of Thrones, Supernatural, Touch, House M.D., South Park, Metalocalypse, Monk, Psych, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, White Collar, Rosanne, Boy Meets World, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, on occasion I get sucked into WWE here and there, but I was a much bigger fan when it was WWF. I'm sure there's more here as well.
Music: too many to name name and I'm not just saying that, I literally cannot answer the "what's your favorite band?" question because I listen to so many different genres. But it's mostly in the heavy metal, progressive metal and hardcore region but i also listen to Pop Punk, Djent, Pop, Death Metal, Rock, Hip Hop, Rap, etc and etc. I'll listen to pretty much anything, yeah the overall too common and usually untrue statement EVERYONE makes..there it is...only difference here is just because I say I'll listen to it, doesn't mean I like it. I respect all music and musicians, I don't always agree with it though.
Food: Fat and greasy shit. I'm not healthy, I'd like to be, but I'm not. Let's go get a cheesesteak.
The six things I could never do without
1. Music, I can't imagine my life without it.
2. My Family, I'm extremely lucky to have a nice and normal one
unlike so many other people.
3. My Friends, the few I do have mean the world to me. Always
quality over quantity.
4. My Instruments and studio, I can't make music without
5. My iPhone, cause I'm a ass who needs to feel connected at all
times. Terrible addiction.
6. My iMac and Macbook Pro, because I love everything Apple...they
shit on PC's everyday.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about my life...who doesn't? Am I
ever going to get out of debt. How much longer must I grub off my
parents to survive, when can I get out and on my own already? Have
I made the right decisions in life or not? Who knows....Alls I do
know for certain is that for the most part I am happy. I'm alone
for the time being but I'm happy nevertheless.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleep. Netflix. Food. Sleep. Any or all are good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still live with my parents. Get over it, we all can't be perfect
with our money in life. I made some mistakes and now I'm paying for
them. So if that's THE number ONE deal breaker for you, (because
I've read that it is soooo many times) you can kiss my fat, white
ass. Why is it where I happen to lay my head at night matter to you
You should message me if
you read this far without a scowl or a look of disgust appearing on your face at any time. If you laughed in approval at any of it.
If I warmed your little heart.....again : sarcasm
Or if you just wanna hang out and binge watch some new show on Netflix cause you're sick of doing it alone...you know who you are...I'm the same.