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metalxguy

29 M Bensalem, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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So yeah, I'm John, I've been on here for what seems like forever to no avail so whatever I used to have on this profile probably wasn't cutting it. So here's the brutal truth. I'm a sarcastic prick most of the time. I absolutely despise immature party-loving girls that spend their adolescent lives getting wasted and sleeping with every dick they come across in a bar. You can give that "I'm just living my life to the fullest...YOLO!" bullshit line with someone else. I also have zero tolerance for drug addicts as well. Mind you this does not include the occasional pot smoker as I don't consider that a drug. Although, I have attempted dating what I'd call day in and day out classified 'pot heads' and I can't handle someone who has decided to be stoned every hour of every day. If you need drugs to improve your life you can move right along. I enjoy life just how it is which is how I make it. Deep down I believe what's left of chivalry is definitely not dead, but upon anyone first meeting me you would never know it. I'm honest to the point where it hurts and I have no regrets in that matter. If I've already offended you, you should probably click the back button.

Let's see, I'm a heavy metal music loving piece of shit whose life revolves around work, and music. I know how to treat a lady that is if they're actually worth being classified as a lady. Despite me being quite the prick for this self-summary (I warned you from the start), you should think about whether you're looking for someone whose honest from the get go, or is a walking, talking lie right up until the point where he breaks your heart. You know you've been in those relationships before and so have I. I've experienced enough emotional damage throughout my years of so called "dating" and I'm tired of the dating run around. It'd be nice to finally settle down. I'm 28 going on 29 and have no interest in wasting my time. So If you didn't take one look at my pictures and start clicking the back button as fast as humanly possible (only because I've done the same thing so I know others do it too. Lets face it, on an online dating website looks come first for anyone.) I urge you to continue reading and I might surprise you. I'm a lot more than just some prick as I've described myself. I'm extremely passionate, I'll admit I can be quite hilarious given the right situation or conversation and I don't think I'm that bad a company either. Anyways that's me. Read on for further useless information.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, I'm 28 and I live with my parents. Brutal truth once again, I made a lot of bad credit decisions in the past basically because I'm a musician and crave expensive gear. In comes credit into my life one day and it eventually got out of control and thus here I am. I have a lot of unpaid debt and I'm still a musician. With my current job I don't make enough money to exactly wipe my debt clean in just a few months. So I've been crawling my way slowly out of debt so as I can begin saving to live on my own. I love being a musician and through it all, being a 28 year old bum still living at his parents in my mind was worth the ride being a musician has taken me over the past 10 years. Anyways there's my debt background and why I live at home. Next: I sell auto parts for a living. I know that sounds like a normal, run of the mill shitty job, but it's probably one of the best jobs I've ever had. I have amazing bosses and it's a great company and environment to work in so I plan on sticking around and climbing the ladder over time. Other than that I play guitar in a band. We're still finding our sound but it's a bit more main stream progressive rock (think a heavier circa survive) and much less metal that I'm used to. It's something fresh and new for me so I'm loving it.

On a miniature side note, when I can find the time I also involve myself in photography, graphic design, film and sound engineering. A good friend of mine and I plan on owning and running our own recording studio one day but that's a ways away for now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Graphic design, playing guitar, playing bass, producing music, recording, songwriting, being dry humored and extremely sarcastic 90% of the time. Life's just no fun if you're always taking it so seriously. Lighten up.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no idea. From what I hear that's apparently a very cliche answer so it's probably my glasses or my tattoos or something....I'd like to think it was my handsome wit and charm...please god note the sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Ninth Gate, The DaVinci Code, Scream Trilogy, Halloween, The Shawshank Redemption, American History X, Final Cut, One Hour Photo, Clue, Showtime, The Number 23, Inside Man, Airheads, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 1408, Grandma's Boy, Seven, Mr. Brooks, American Psycho, Back To The Future Trilogy, Star Wars saga, National Treasure, The Life of David Gale, Requiem For A Dream, the Harry Potter films, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Clerks II, Nightmare on Elm Street (the ORIGINAL one), Lord of the Rings, Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Wrestler, Knocked Up, Zack and Miri Make A Porno, Beverly Hills Cop, all the Die Hards, Rocky movies and Lethal Weapons and too many more to name.

TV: Heroes, Breaking Bad, Supernatural, Touch, House M.D., South Park, Metalocalypse, Monk, Psych, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, White Collar, Rosanne, Boy Meets World, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Ghost Hunters, on occasion I get sucked into WWE here and there, but I was a much bigger fan when it was WWF. I'm sure there's more here as well.

Music: too many to name name and I'm not just saying that, I literally cannot answer the "what's your favorite band?" question because I listen to so many different genres. But it's mostly in the heavy metal, progressive metal and hardcore region but i also listen to Pop Punk, Djent, Pop, Death Metal, Rock, Hip Hop, Rap, etc and etc. I'll listen to pretty much anything, yeah the overall too common and usually untrue statement EVERYONE makes..there it is...only difference here is just because I say I'll listen to it, doesn't mean I like it. I respect all music and musicians, I don't always agree with it though.

Food: I've recently chose to change the way I eat to benefit my health and the weight loss I need to achieve. I'm currently strutting the low carb way. No breads, no rolls, no pasta (ugh I miss pasta) Tons of meat and protein and of course salads galore. I'm not going hungry so I'm handling the switch quite well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music, I can't imagine my life without it.
2. My Family, I'm extremely lucky to have a nice and normal one unlike so many other people.
3. My Friends, the few I do have mean the world to me. Always quality over quantity.
4. My Instruments and studio, I can't make music without them.
5. My iPhone, cause I'm a ass who needs to feel connected at all times. Terrible addiction.
6. My iMac and Macbook Pro, because I love everything Apple...they shit on PC's everyday.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about my life...who doesn't? Am I ever going to get out of debt. How much longer must I grub off my parents to survive, when can I get out and on my own already? Have I made the right decisions in life or not? Who knows....Alls I do know for certain is that for the most part I am happy. I'm alone for the time being but I'm happy nevertheless.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately it involves cardio, strength workouts or both followed by relaxing usually watching the Phillies if they are on. I know this isn't much of a year for them, but I still love my Phillies. In some cases you may find me at the practice studio recording or writing music. I don't drink and I don't enjoy bars so you will never catch me at one unless it's for a show and a band happens to be playing this said bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still live with my parents. Get over it, we all can't be perfect with our money in life. I made some mistakes and now I'm paying for them. So if that's THE number ONE deal breaker for you, (because I've read that it is soooo many times) you can kiss my fat, white ass. Why is it where I happen to lay my head at night matter to you so much?
You should message me if
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you read this far without a scowl or a look of disgust appearing on your face at any time. If you laughed in approval at any of it.
If I warmed your little heart.....again : sarcasm
Or if you're just dying to tell me how wrong or cocky I am, or how I need to change the way I think or I'll never find anyone....yeah, I love a good critic.
Bring it on fuckers.