So yeah, I'm John, I've been on here for what seems like forever to no avail so whatever I used to have on this profile probably sucked. So here's the brutal truth. I'm a sarcastic asshole who hates immature party-loving girls that spend their lives getting wasted and sleeping with every dick they run into. You can try that "I'm just living my life to the fullest." bullshit line with someone else. I act like I have no class and I probably don't for the most part. Deep down I believe what's left of chivalry is definitely not dead, but upon anyone first meeting me you would never know it. I'm honest to the point where it hurts and I have no regrets in the matter. I'm a heavy metal music loving piece of shit whose life revolves around work and music. If you're a girl that's worth it, I'd treat you better than any pretty boy athlete, scenester, douche bag, creeper, piece of shit out there. Despite me being quite the prick for this self-summary, you should think about whether you're looking for someone whose honest from the get go, or is a walking, talking lie right up until the point where he breaks your heart. I've played that game before and I've been played just the same. I'm 28 and have no interest in wasting my time. So If you didn't take one look at my pictures and start clicking the back button as fast as humanly possible (only because I've done the same thing so I know others do it too. It's obvious.) I urge you to continue reading and I might surprise you. I'm a lot more than just some nerd, guitarist with a sarcastic, asshole attitude exterior.

Well, I'm 28 and I live with my parents. Brutal truth once again, I made a lot of bad credit decisions in the past basically because I'm a musician and crave expensive gear. In comes credit into my life one day and it eventually got out of control and thus here I am. I have a lot of unpaid debt and I'm still a musician. With my current job I don't make enough money to exactly wipe my debt clean in just a few months. So I've been crawling my way slowly out of debt so as I can begin saving to live on my own. I love being a musician and through it all, being a 28 year old bum still living at his parents in my mind was worth the ride being a musician has taken me over the past 10 years. Anyways there's my debt background and why I live at home. Next: I sell auto parts for a living. I know that sounds like a normal, run of the mill shitty job, but it's probably one of the best jobs I've ever had. I have amazing bosses and it's a great company and environment to work in so I plan on sticking around and climbing the ladder over time. Other than that I play guitar in a metal and hardcore influenced band....if you think I'm referring to something like metallica or something you would consider "metal" in the mainstream world, you're highly mistaken. I play an 8 string guitar in this band, I assure you, there is nothing mainstream about us. You can hear us here if you're into that sort of thing: facebook.com/ultimatumofficial

On a miniature side note, when I can find the time I also involve myself in photography, graphic design, film and sound engineering. A good friend of mine and I plan on owning and running our own recording studio one day but that's a ways away for now.

Graphic design, playing guitar, playing bass, producing music, recording, songwriting, being dry humored and extremely sarcastic 90% of the time. Life's just no fun if you're always taking it so seriously. Lighten up.

I have no idea. From what I hear that's apparently a very cliche answer so it's probably my glasses or my tattoos or something....I'd like to think it was my handsome wit and charm...please god note the sarcasm.

Movies: The Ninth Gate, The DaVinci Code, Scream Trilogy, Halloween, The Shawshank Redemption, American History X, Final Cut, One Hour Photo, Clue, Showtime, The Number 23, Inside Man, Airheads, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 1408, Grandma's Boy, Seven, Mr. Brooks, American Psycho, Back To The Future Trilogy, Star Wars saga, National Treasure, The Life of David Gale, Requiem For A Dream, the Harry Potter films, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Clerks II, Nightmare on Elm Street (the ORIGINAL one), Lord of the Rings, Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Wrestler, Knocked Up, Zack and Miri Make A Porno, Beverly Hills Cop, all the Die Hards, Rocky movies and Lethal Weapons and too many more to name.

TV: Heroes, Breaking Bad, Supernatural, Touch, House M.D., South Park, Metalocalypse, Monk, Psych, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, White Collar, Rosanne, Boy Meets World, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Ghost Hunters, on occasion I get sucked into WWE here and there, but I was a much bigger fan when it was WWF. I'm sure there's more here as well.

Music: too many to name name and I'm not just saying that, I literally cannot answer the "what's your favorite band?" question because I listen to so many different genres. But it's mostly in the heavy metal, progressive metal and hardcore region but i also listen to Pop Punk, Djent, Pop, Death Metal, Rock, Hip Hop, Rap, etc and etc. I'll listen to pretty much anything, yeah the overall too common and usually untrue statement EVERYONE makes..there it is...only difference here is just because I say I'll listen to it, doesn't mean I like it. I respect all music and musicians, I don't always agree with it though.

Food: American and Italian...Spaghetti, Tortellini, Ravioli, Baked Ziti, Burgers, Hot Dogs, Pizza, Cheese Steaks, Meatloaf, Ham, Steak, Turkey, etc. etc, oh and Sammiches like PB&J on wheat, Tuna sammiches, and Turkey hoagies...yes I'm a boring and picky eater. Yes I eat like shit. That'll change one day I hope....just have to find the right motivation to do so.

1. Music, I can't imagine my life without it.
2. My Family, I'm extremely lucky to have a nice and normal one unlike so many other people.
3. My Friends, the few I do have mean the world to me. Always quality over quantity.
4. My Instruments and studio, I can't make music without them.
5. My iPhone 4s, cause it's my phone.
6. My iMac and Macbook Pro, because I love everything Apple...they shit on PC's everyday.

I spend a lot of time thinking about my life...who doesn't? Am I ever going to get out of debt. How much longer must I grub of my parents to survive, when can I get out and on my own already? Have I made the right decisions in life or not? Who knows....Alls I do know for certain is that for the most part I am happy. I'm alone for the time being but I'm happy nevertheless.

Most of the time, I sit in on the computer or watch tv....I know I'm a ball of fun aren't I? In some occasions you may find me at the practice studio recording or writing music. I don't drink and I don't enjoy bars so you will never catch me at one unless it's for a show and a band happens to be playing this said bar.

I still live with my parents. Get over it, we all can't be perfect with our money in life. I made some mistakes and now I'm paying for them. So if that's THE number ONE deal breaker for you, (because I've read that it is soooo many times) you can kiss my fat, white ass. Why is it where I happen to lay my head at night matter to you so much?

you read this far without a scowl appearing on your face at any time. If you laughed in approval at any of it.
If I warmed your little heart...
Or if you're just dying to tell me how wrong I am. I love a good critic.
Bring it on.