Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i need the ocean. i need to find a woman(women) to share my life
with. i am married to a lovely man. but he's not nearly equipped
properly to fulfill all of my longings. after all, he's only a man.
.poly. .bisexual. .masochistic. .submissive.
i'd love to find a third for our relationship. <3
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
being filled with wanderlust. recently was found on the beaches in
Cali. just spent a week along the beaches of Mackinac. perhaps soon
to be wandering the beach in NC? or perhaps the sands of Arizona??
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-•- not getting enough sleep \\ i'm an eternal night owl
-•- admiring natures beauty, thunderstorms are my absolute
favorite. closely followed by sunrises (a rare occurrence to catch
one for me,) sunsets, CLOUDS, and just rainy days in general
-•- co-parenting with my ex-husband (when his new wife isn't
calling the shots)
The first things people usually notice about me
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my husband? i call it animal attraction. women (and men) are just
drawn to him... sometimes i feel a little left out, but i know how
much he loves the attention. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
...books... some of my favorites are very dirty. most of them are
poly and/or kink oriented.
...movies... grandma's boy. the gamer. tucker and dale vs. evil.
zombieland. practical magic. queen of the damned. the devil's
rejects. mary poppins. grease. burlesque. the notebook. the
holiday. the saw movies. final destination. the eye. white noise.
the avengers, thor, iron man. the craft. mr. & mrs. smith. the
happening. fight club. usually anything with johnny depp, angelina
jolie, or robert downey jr. i like to watch movies, obviously my
interests span across several genres. dinner and a movie sounds
...tv... i'm in love with, TRUE BLOOD. closely followed by ONCE
UPON A TIME. big bang theory. elementary. currently watching big
...food... pretty much not very adventurous in this department. i
want to be though. um, faves are pizza, chinese takeout, and...
yeah. where's your favorite place for either?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my children, cliche yes, but they count as 4.
my husband. 5
my cell phone? 6
oh, and the word 'fuck' -- as in fuck the rules -- makes 7! ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-o- what color to paint my nails next. right now they are teal with
sparkles. they remind me of mermaids. i wonder if mermaids have
ever been 'real'? if they were, where did they go? if they were
not, what caused the myth? yes. my mind actually travels in paths
-o- how trivial we all are in the context of the universe. yet how
significant we can be in the lives of those around us.
-o- astrology's uncanny ability to relate to my daily life's
events. thanks for the heads up stars. at least give me something
good once in a while. fuckers.
-o- past life regression. reincarnation. paranormal activity. no,
not the movie. i've honestly had odder things happen in my
-o- BDSM. sex-positivity. why on earth am i a poly bisexual
submissive masochist..? just why?! again the universe is playing
head games with me. fucking fuckers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
refereeing the 'what movie will be watch tonight' match with my
three eldest who are 7, 10, and 12. typically i win. ;-)
having a family bike ride. making goop. planning to get to sleep
before two am because I work Saturdays, but it NEVER happens! haha.
my youngest, who's is almost two, also keeps me on my toes. very
family oriented here. who want's to bake and watch movies??
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes i avoid sleeping so I don't have to dream. since I have
no control over them, sometimes certain things occur in them that I
wish did not.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-o- you are interested in a casual three way with my husband and i,
or, one or the other. i like to watch too. ;)
-o- you are a strong independent mother/mentor that would like to
share some jewels of your wisdom. right now i need all the love,
and peace, and zen i can get.
-o- you like to play dress up. i was never taught how to be a girl.
no makeup lessons, no hair styling, accessorizing, dressing to suit
me. and, i sorta have a hard time figuring it out. i do however own
a curling iron, and i have used it a total of four, yes FOUR times.
;) (i'm pretty proud of myself for that) but, i want to learn
-o- you want to find someone with a kinky side. you likely won't
find one with the wild streak i have. you have a fetlife profile.
looking for a dominant female with a penchant for giving
-o- you are bisexual, bicurious, or a lesbian female; or a couple
(of any combination of the above stated) who does not mind my
married with children state, and you are looking for a little
-o- you are looking for weight loss partners in the area. i am not
a petite woman. but i would like to be stronger, slimmer.
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