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metralla

37 / M / Straight / Single

Los Angeles, California

His Details

Last Online
Today – 4:37pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am of southern origin, but by no means a redneck. I posses some southern ways, but they are extensions of good manners, and the giddiness that comes after blowing something up. I am well traveled courtesy of my time in the Navy. After fulfilling my obligation, I got all high on Ayn Rand novels, and decided to go into business for myself. (fwiw-I am no longer the proselytizing "randroid" of my early 20's)
I am a photographer. My work is here: www.danielbergeron.com
I share a live/work space at the Brewery with a tattoo artist who is basically the sister that I never had. Critical thinking rocks my world, and I cannot suffer conspiracy theorists. I carry a strong disdain for religion and homeopathy. Vaccine deniers make me angry. I've gone to the Playa a couple of times, but NOT for burning man. I am not a burner, per say, but some of my best friends are. Sometimes my life gets pretty weird. I mean this in a good way.

Aside from my vocation, much of my life is tied to motorcycles. I have a couple of ratty Ducatis (900ss & 748), and I love them dearly. I recently picked up a dirt bike, so off grid adventure trips are in the works, as well. On Thursdays, I hang out with a local motorcycle club, with a devotion most reserve for church. I also race formula one sidecars, as a "monkey" (passenger/ballast).

I am a proud hedonist. I take my pleasure very seriously. I am extremely lassaiz-faire in my attitude toward sex/sexuality, and quite comfortable in my own skin. GGG, and all that jazz. Know that I am Polyamorous. This is not up for debate. I realize this is probably a deal breaker for anyone wanting more than a quick bit of fun. This is a big part of who I am, and I need someone of similar mindset, if we are going for the long haul. I am also very affectionate, in the day to day.

I got into canyoneering, about 3 years ago. My current skill level is "functional/willing to do it without having a panic attack". I am not qualified to lead a team.  I have been meeting new canyoneers through meetup, so my skill sets are growing. Once in a blue moon, I climb. I'll put those uncomfortable shoes to use, when Stonghold opens.
What I’m doing with my life
Macro: Trying to move my career forward, so that I can support my lifestyle, hobbies, and experience all things before I exit this mortal coil.

Micro: Harnessing the power of the internets to find a kink-friendly girl with a sweet record collection, a sense of adventure, a taste for the absurd, and an appreciation of mid-century modern design.
I’m really good at
....Cleaning up other people's messes.
My job. I can light like no one's business. I'm a grip nerd too. I can rig just about anything.
I am an excellent problem solver, and I don't loose my shit when things go pear shaped. I work well under pressure. I would gladly close my studio if being an EMT offered a living wage.
The first things people usually notice about me
Quiet guy, noisy motorcycle..... Unless I have my half-eyes on. Then, I'll make with the blah-blah-blah. Often times I come off as aloof, or even snobby (so I'm told). Sometimes I might actually be passing judgement, but that is not always the case. I can be slow to warm to people, but I think that ultimately, I am friendly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am hell of judgmental about music. In no particular order: Shellac, Dianogah, June of '44, Rodan, Shipping News, Retox, Slint, Clickatat Ikatowi, Nation of Ulysses, Milemarker, Smiths/Moz, Unwound, Antioch Arrow, Wire, Get Up Kids, Occasionally Pulp/Jarvis, BTS, Thermals, Jawbox, Hot Snakes, Promise Ring, Polvo, Oxes, Nick Cave, Explosions in the Sky, Tortoise, etc, etc, etc..... I also dig on Northern Soul, and occasionally wax nostalgic on the punk rock of my teen years.

I absolutely despise the work of Adam Sandler, and I really thought Forrest Gump was awful.

I don't watch much TV, but when I do, it is usually some documentary, or Adult Swim type animation. My favorite comedians are Doug Stanhope, Patton Oswald, and David Cross. Tim Minchin, and Ricky Gervais are great, as well. I am also currently smitten with Adventure Time.

As for food: While I can appreciate the notion of fine dining, I really dig on finding some sketchy hole-in-the-wall vietnamese/filipino/ethiopian/whatever restaurant, that turns out to be made of awesome. Know where I can get some good Filipino food? How about a banh mi that rivals that of K Sandwiches, in San Diego? How about Russian food? Talk to me. My diet is lacking in these departments, since I moved to L.A.
I will eat all the things!
The six things I could never do without
Velocity. Generally on two wheels, sometimes on 3.
My straight razor. (I am in a never ending pursuit for the perfect shave. I cannot stand facial hair.)
Music. Always.
The ritual of morning coffee
Lists (gotta manage the ADD somehow)
My Bass.
Until I can afford one, I have to do without an LC4 chaise. Too bad, as it fits me perfectly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Self improvement.
The great lunch that will be the lynchpin of my day.
Why burners and aging goths have cornered the market on kink.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm self employed, so Fridays don't seem like such a big deal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once in a ska band. I am also considering meds, for my ADD. My spotify feed is a far more accurate reflection of my mood, than any status update.(Unless I am playing along with a playlist that I've made for bass practice)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
I'm trying to put all cards on the table, so as to save all involved any head/heartache. This is "me", and if your interest is piqued, have at. I assume most women here are pelted with douchey emails and dick pics all day. I am also terrible with opening lines, so I over think, and take forever to write. Feel free to fire the first shot across my bow.

I cannot deal with a sloppy/violent drunk. Been there, done that. Don't want to go there again. Please maintain. If you are looking for someone to have children with, I am not that person. I am man-childish enough, as it is. I will be opting out soon, and this is worth consideration.

Again: I AM POLY. You must be comfortable with this if you want more than a fling. I mean really ok with it. (I'm pretty well over being an experiment/placeholder.) Pieces of my heart are and always will be scattered in a few different places, and I will always have my dalliances..hopefully you'll have yours, as well. If all parties are respectful and communicative, there should be no need for jealousy. (I should note that while I am more likely to say "why not", this does not mean that I'm railing everyone in sight.) That said, I am currently without a primary partner in crime, and I do want one. My lifestyle/expectations are a bit unorthodox, so there aren't many people out there who can pick up what I'm putting down. If you're fine with that, though, you'll get one of the good ones.