"Bob is a fun, wonderful guy who has the biggest heart. He cares deeply about his friends and the world around him. His life and his work have always about making the world a better place through his teaching or community involvement. Spirituality seems to be an important aspect to his foundation, but so is his sense of humor which is frighteningly abundant. He has a great sense of adventure - he is always organizing friends to explore some crazy new restaurant. I have no idea why he is single, he's a catch.
OK, so do I get a bottle of wine if you get a date from this?"