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mezzobar

36 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was the weird fat kid in high school who was afraid of girls. Nowadays... not-so-fat, only moderately weird, but still maybe kinda sorta shy around girls if you smile at me in just the right way.

I see all these profiles of people saying "I'm super ambitious, traveled to 17 countries, attaining my goals and dreams in my highly rewarding and simultaneously challenging career, and I totally did my squats today and washed it down with a protein infused kelp salad and organic soy smoothie"... and meanwhile I'm just sitting here thinking I'd like to spend my evening cooking a modest yet colourful dinner with somebody while complaining about who forgot to buy the milk this time, then cuddling up on the couch to watch an episode of Game of Thrones or Extreme Home Makeovers or something, followed by some indecent raucous snuggling.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Posting selfies and food pics to Instagram, getting into arguments on Tumblr, composing cutesy one-liners for Twitter, and fiendishly clamouring for likes on Facebook.

Oh wait, I don't have any of those.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math. I blame the glasses.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look way younger than I actually am.

My voice. A face for radio they tell me.

My awesome ninja powers... which is to say they don't notice me at all until it's too late. Then blam! Face full of Asian.

(ooookay, that sounded way dirtier than it should have been)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: I used to read all the old fantasy stuff like Piers Anthony and Anne McCaffrey; never liked Tolkien though. The last fiction I read was probably Douglas Copeland. Outside of that, I'm also a pretty big fan of comics; everything from newspaper comics to webcomics to the superhero stuff.

movies: I don't even remember when was the last time I went to the movie theatre... maybe for Avengers? Yeah, it's been a while.
update: and the next movie I saw after that was Avengers 2... yup I'm pretty slow at watching movies

music: a little bit of everything really... classical, jazz & big band, jukebox, chillout/lo-fi, folk, acoustic, old R&B, classic rock, even a tiny bit of country sneaks in sometimes

food: I grew up in the north end, so am just as happy with perogies as I am with fried rice. I'm a total foodie though, and am a fairly adventurous eater and enjoy trying out new restaurants around town. No fast food though, and I don't drink. I try to be fairly health conscious, with the occasional liberties of course.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- sunshine & lollipops & rainbows & everything that's wonderful
- my piano (built in 1905!)
- the internet (wikipedia has replaced my higher brain functions, and I'm pretty sure youtube has replace the lower ones)
- music and dancing
- books
- dental floss
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
body kinetics
did I leave the stove on?
why does my washing machine leave yucky grey streaks on my clothes?
sciency stuff
the next thing I want to build
why I can't get my garden tomatoes to grow
could I tear down some walls to make my living room more open concept?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
eating
dancing
teaching
dj'ing
building or modifying something
playing a vengeful game of Settlers of Catan
at the symphony or theatre
fixing the plumbing
chasing dragonflies (or hiding from mosquitoes)
did I mention eating?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My most sobering "I'm an adult" moment came when I was at Costco and got genuinely excited because the toilet bowl cleaner was on sale.
(It came in a 4-pack; I gave two to mom and dad)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can tell me why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
you like to keep fit and have fun (goooo Body Break!)
you know what "roll for initiative" means
you know the difference between Watership and Waterdeep

I'm not looking for someone to keep up with me and my wacky antics. That's not how it works. I'm looking for someone who has a life of their own but is willing to take some time and explore the middle ground, then see where it goes from there.

Or maybe you think I'm interesting and would just like to chat. That's cool too.