One day in Union Square there was a contest, if you could make one of the Queen's Guard's laugh you could win a trip to London. I waited in line, and watched a lot of people fail. I got my chance and I made the dude laugh. In the end I didn't get picked from the lottery of winners but maybe some people who have never been to London or could never afford to go did. I accomplished the one thing I love more than travel. I made a person laugh.

Me: Last name sir?

Dude: C word.

Me: C-U-N-

Dude: No Seaward.

Me: Oh, right.

Using fashion clues to guess who is going to get off the L train at Bedford ave so I can snag their seat.

I am not Asian.

Book: Necronomicon
Music: Waves crashing on the shores of infinity
Food: Knowledge

The Infinity Guantlet

The Ultimate Nullifier

The Spear of Destiny

A Cosmic Cube (Call it a Tesseract if you must)

Bat-a-rangs

Chapstick

If auto-correct had existed in Dr. Seuss's day it would have driven him batshit insane.

"...become death, the destroyer of worlds"

If you hold an empty Burger King cup up to your ear you can hear the Lincoln Tunnel.

I'm attractive enough to fall asleep in a Starbucks without anyone bothering me. It's good enough for me. If it's good enough for you......