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35 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:17pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, C++, Occitan, Gujarati

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My self-summary
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A guy on the L train leaning against the door wearing a hat with a picture of a fist punching a teddy bear in the face, tattooed band around his arm of Pac-Man chasing a blue ghost, power pellets and a perfect rendering of two 8-bit cherries connected by a stem. He's holding a book titled People to Kill. The guy leaning against the door across from him is wearing a denim vest and a tank top, he's chubby but pulls it off the way bikers, pizza chefs and Samoans can. He has tattoos of two big glowing stars on his wrist. The lights on the L train are bright and crisp, the car is full of people black, white, Asian, brown, toasted caramel, chocolate, peach, vanilla, cocoa and assorted combinations. There are blue balloons tied to a hand rail. 1, 2, 3 Puerto Rican flags, maybe more. Couples, families, loaners, children everyone is having a Saturday night. I try hard to remember this moment. It's not perfect but Brooklyn is a pretty cool place to live right now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Me: Last name sir?

Dude: C word.

Me: C-U-N-

Dude: No Seaward.

Me: Oh, right.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using fashion clues to guess who is going to get off the L train at Bedford ave so I can snag their seat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not Asian.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Necronomicon
Music: Waves crashing on the shores of infinity
Food: Knowledge
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Infinity Guantlet

The Ultimate Nullifier

The Spear of Destiny

A Cosmic Cube (Call it a Tesseract if you must)


I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If auto-correct had existed in Dr. Seuss's day it would have driven him batshit insane.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"...become death, the destroyer of worlds"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you hold an empty Burger King cup up to your ear you can hear the Lincoln Tunnel.
You should message me if
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I'm attractive enough to fall asleep in a Starbucks without anyone bothering me. It's good enough for me. If it's good enough for you......