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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 27, 2014
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I like tattoos, bad dancing, photography, cats, abandoned buildings, making music, travel, smoking indoors when I probably shouldn't, sticking things on my walls, oxford commas, and the space of time between midnight and dawn.

I do not like elitism, my alarm clock, seeing cats but not being able to pet them, having to go without coffee, and people who won't accept that everyone still has something to learn.

(and I'm queer, not bi, but OKC doesn't have an option for that.)

I write how I talk, which basically means "all over the place" and "a lot". I also sing a lot but I'm not very good but I don't care because I love it.

I probably won't often strike up a conversation on here because I am shy around new people like a trembling tiny bunny rabbit but if you want to talk to me then you should bc I am nice I promise.

on the dating issue, I really don't know for sure if I'm poly or monog but I'm open to either situation. and please don't assume "potentially polyamorous" means "unable to maintain a monogamous relationship" because that's just silly (:

also I'm FTM. notice how I put that last? it's because it's not actually an issue at all unless you make it one.
What I’m doing with my life
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playing music, taking photos, and hoping I'm going to be studying psychology by 2014
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
op-shopping, missing my bus, losing my glasses, buying lottery tickets that only win back the amount I paid for them, guessing what time is it, creating terrible puns, and tripping over my own feet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm really bouncy and probably talking
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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chuck palahniuk , anything dystopian
11:14, aladdin, 2:37, elephant
the young ones, daria, breaking bad, law & order: svu. overdramatic crime shows in general actually.
fun., grimes, flume, lana, purity ring, chvrches, anything that triple J played between the time I was 6 and 12, and I should probably be embarrassed to admit this but I can hella get into some ke$ha, kreayshawn and brooke candy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cameras, music, friends, exploration, expression, laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Really Interesting Things but at a time when I should probably not be thinking about Really Interesting Things (like say at 5 in the morning when I have to be up in a few hours why the hEC K do brains do that)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
awake until well into saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I play way too much candy crush.
You should message me if
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> you like to talk
> you like to dance
> you want to come take happy snaps with me sometime
> you're happy to yell about politics with me
> you wanna follow each other on the tumbly dot com
> you want me to pet your hair and tell you you're a cutie
> you've seen me lurking your profile more than once or twice (because that means I've probably clicked on it to message you and then decided not to bc I am a big baby)

you should NOT message me if
> you unironically use the term "sheeple"
> you assume "I'm transsexual" means "please ask me in vivid details about my bits"
> you see me as anything other than a guy
> you slut shame/body police/are shitty to minorities
> you believe misandry is a real actual problem