Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Over-Educated, under paid, middle-aged (that's just unbelievable to
me) who loves the outdoors (except for the bugs), good food
(especially when someone else is preparing it), great music, and my
menagerie of wild beasts (2 dogs and a cat)
If you treat me with respect, and actually are looking for a friend
and not a mother, the rewards can be many. I can take leftovers and
make a chef jealous.
Put up but a few sheckles, and lend me your
strong arms, and I can transform that post-divorce-creepy-man-cave
of yours into a warm and inviting living space that won't scare
away your pets any longer.
Word to the not-so-wise: Been there, done that...you ain't foolin
nobody lover boy, so don't even TRY to play me.....I'm good. Real
good. You will loose that game. So just be honest with me and no
one (meaning YOU) gets hurt.
I was raised in the deep south (native peach) so I know how to be
sweet as candy, and can charm the pants off a preacher, when I so
choose. (I can also group six rounds like a navy seal). If you know
how to be a companion, I know how to rock your world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seems like I'm starting over in life.....moved back Home recently,
so new job, new surrounds, and new status (divorced). Took me some
time to really want to start over again....but I am! Finally!
Looking to find friends and carve out a new chapter in my
life--wanna go for a ride?
I work in hospitality, so I work at making others happy....I am so
ready for that cheesy grin to be plastered to my face, you know the
one you get when things are going great and your having
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
clicking my tongue, removing navel lint/splinters, rubbing
tension out of your shoulders, color co-ordination, stretching
dollar twice as far as you ever dreamed possible, transforming
pile of assorted junk into trendy decor items, making children
elderly folks giggle with delight, diagnosing those who suffer
cranial-rectal insertion syndrome and watching grass
grow---everything else I'm just okay.....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have boobs. I don't have 3 eyes. (When they bother looking
from my boobs). My sense of humor. Everything else about me
where its supposed to be, and in reasonably good order.(the
that count can more than handle the task at hand)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: avid reader of all things fictional....have a hard time with
reality, if you haven't noticed yet by my bio.
shows: hmmmm been awhile on a show/play, most guys aren't down with
music:love all kinds of music (sorry though this is gonna
sting--outside of Country music, I just have never been able to
embrace Country--even though I think line dancing and 2-stepping
are the bomb to watch)
Food: I love food! Gosh ya know I try to eat something everyday....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my phone- connection to the outside world, and my camera
my puppies-they are the world's best huggers
my eyes-all the better to see you with my dear
my legs- helps when getting around
my arms- aids in providing those hugs I adore
good company-- hopefully encapsulated with good food, good
conversation, good wine(or other libations) and an outing or two
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I wish I could lie here, but I spend a boat load of time
about where I'm going (accomplishment wise) and where I've
been--sometimes it's a motivator of sorts, and sometimes it
that's where the whole meeting folks thing
would love to be spending more time thinking about the finer things
in life.....and planning something other than my take over of the
There is an approximately 30% chance I'm thinking about
chocolate or sex at the very moment you read this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wow a whirl-wind of exploding excitement---that's why I've chosen
to help my fellow man by sharing the limelight that is my Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a vegetarian....it's hard to announce that publicly, but
it's true--- I eat cow flesh and love it ! (Pleasee tell me there
are folks out there who still eat steak)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A.) your not being eaten by angry wolves (if that's the case,
please hang up and call 9-1-1)
B.) your wife won't be mad at you (please no angry wives),
C.) you have a phone and it's operational.
D.) you can compose, spell-check and properly punctuate a coherent
group of complete sentences into a readable and reasonably
entertaining way so as to let me know you are not just another
Please be sure to meet all the above criteria prior to
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