i'm a bitter and cynical representation of generation y. i'm usually construed as misanthropic but mostly i'm just pretentious.

cutting hair and writing trivial essays and short stories that will never be published due to my lack of motovation.

writing, reading, discussing social issues, making snide remarks

a) bret easton ellis, jt leroy, william burroughs, allen ginsberg, david foster wallace, s.e. hinton, scott heim, augusten burroughs, william upski wimsatt, dalton trumbo, salinger, irvine welsch b) poison, velvet goldmine, the house of yes, the doom generation, harold and maude, trainspotting, pumpkin, happiness, nowhere, lost boys, harry potter, anything john waters, sid and nancy, christopher guest films, anything with parker posey, wizard of oz, rebel without a cause - basically anything james dean, dogville, anything gus van sant, suburbia (80's version) c) against me!, the soviettes, blood brothers, black eyes, minor threat, sonic youth, tori amos, bikini kill, germs, courtney love, groovie ghoulies, the faint, lost sounds, cursive, the smiths, ryan adams, joy division, black rebel motorcycle club, the briefs, the thermals, the dandy warhols, the cramps, blondie, x, fear, the vibrators, the clash

you're not an asshole or if you are the right kind of asshole.