Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To fluster is to make nervous and confuse. That and to make people
laugh seems to be my sole purpose and happiness in my life. I have
an odd, off sense of humor...but somehow it's still humor. Take it
as you will. People either can't stand me...or love me. You'll find
out in the first two minutes of meeting me. So we can cut the date
short if you need to. At least we only ordered waters up to that
I'm not going to feed people lines, (unless they're from movies
, so I practically
). You'll just be confused if I go off on a tangent from
a movie. I don't try to win people over. If it comes naturally,
I try to be a good person. Crappy people make it really difficult
to do that but we still try. I get mad when people don't wave after
I let them into my lane on the freeway and even madder when I hold
the door and no one says thank you.
"Ich bin ein Berliner" (I am a donut)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking each day as it comes and going along with it. I work
full-time. I was working two jobs for awhile and it was a bad idea
because I put school on the back burner and got a later start than
most, but that's OK! I'm back in! But it just got out so now I'm
ready to enjoy summer. Beach bonfire, anyone?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hurting my back. Not being able to touch my toes. Im not "really
good" but I enjoy playing the piano
. I'll let you be the judge on what
I'm really good at. I'm a mediocre singer but can't say I don't
try. I'll karaoke the crap out of any dive bar. My biggest quality
is the ability to make people smile or laugh, whether you think I'm
funny or just a jackass. I suppose I couldn't care less. I'm a
pretty big icebreaker so if you're shy, not to worry. I talk enough
for the both of us.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How self conscious I am because I'm so short.
I have really soft hands. Softer than yours. They're like silk.
It's probably the cucumber melon. (See below)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just read the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and am currently reading
The Girl Who Played with Fire.
Usually anything historically intriguing.
Shawshank Redemption "Everybodys innocent in here", Jaws 'Smile you
son of a-", Blues Brothers "We're on a mission from God", The
Shining "Here's Johnny!", Pulp Fiction "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's
dead", Reservoir Dogs "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or
are you gonna bite?", Tombstone "You tell em I'm comin' and hells
comin' with me!" The Mask "Smokin'!", Mary Poppins "Up on the
rooftops, steppin time", The Rock 'Losers always talk about their
best", Christmas Story "I like the tin man", Mrs. Doubtfire "It was
a run by fruiting", Fast Times at Ridgemont High "There's no
birthday party for me in here", Nothing to Lose "Freeze,
sucker...bitch" Star Wars, I'm gonna stop because if if I don't,
I'll keep going.
Music is also too wide to list. No techno, emo, or twangy-ass
Everything but seafood. I can eat pasta every day of the week and
never tire of it. So if you know how to boil water, you've already
won me over.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music. (Good music)
Beaches. (Not to be confused with bitches. I'm a gentleman)
Exercise. (When I'm not too lazy, busy or tired)
Soap. (Cucumber melon, Dove. The only way to bathe)
Familia. (Someones gotta love em)
My flux capacitor (Obvious reasons)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How there's no way for me to prove myself or stand out from all the
chauvinistic pigs on this website, without actually getting to know
me. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do these jeans make me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Resting up from my crazy Friday morning of cartoons and watering my
spice garden. Gettin a hard workout with my shake weight while
watching Labyrinth or some Disney movie. Maybe cooking up some
progresso and saltines. Oh did I mention I'm a chef?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wrote the Voynich Manuscript, wore the shroud of Turin, killed
Kennedy, and the Taos Hum is really just me humming in the shower.
And I can't turn left. Oh and I lost my weiner in Vietnam, but
that's not too private. No pun intended. Just common knowledge.
Check my pics.
Also I hate pigtails. It's fine on little girls, but I get really
weirded out when I see them on adults. I...don't like it. They
bother me. I don't know why
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know the difference between 'you're' and 'your' and 'to',
'two', and 'too'.
You are working towards something. You have aspirations. You don't
smoke. You don't drink a lot. You respect yourself. You aren't the
insecure/jealous type. I need someone to let me have my friends
night and I definitely want someone else to have their gals night.
Time together is as great as long as it isn't overbearing. I also
want someone who is happy with who they are as a person, before
they can be happy with me.
You're mature when it calls for it but can still have a great sense
of humor. You want a gentleman. You want something serious. You can
put up with me. I also don't respond to "Hey. Whats up? Hello." Or
any winks. Be original. Be unique...just like everyone else.
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