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mhw3792

26 F Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up in New York and came to Chicago after graduating from Indiana University. That's the abridged version of my backstory.

I'm an independent, open-minded, outgoing lady with a great sense of humor ranging from sarcastic to witty. I'm definitely a fan of witty banter. I can easily laugh at myself and am able to see the humor in most situations. Really, I’m just a kid at heart, but an adult when I need to be. I also have a creative side, which especially comes in handy for the writing career I’m pursuing.

In true journalist form, I love having a story to tell and meeting new and interesting people. The writer in me also loves a good pun, for which I've been called a dork. Some of my other interests include reading magazines, sing-alongs, walking around the city, being around my tight-knit group of friends, random pop-culture facts and music videos. I also practically live on Google and search absolutely anything that comes to mind.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a freelance journalist for a Chicago newspaper and to support the art and pay the bills, I work as a receptionist at a salon downtown.

Other than that, I take a bunch of those cool group classes at the gym and enjoy my youth. I also adore spontaneity in life and welcome anything that breaks up the normal, everyday routine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing in the shower, listening, coloring, making my friends laugh, socializing with anybody I'm around, writing, telling stories, embracing the things I'm not good at, bustin' a move on the dance floor (or anywhere really), sporting red lips, and putting costumes together for theme parties.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told my eyes. Some people notice the color, lashes, or that I have naturally huge pupils. After speaking with me for minute, it's probably my personable nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Help, Are You There Vodka? It's Me Chelsea and magazines. I generally enjoy historical fiction and (funny) memoirs and am currently on the hunt for a good, new read.

Movies: Mean Girls, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Anchorman, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Hangover, Empire Records, Clueless, Big Fish, classic Disney movies (my favorite is "The Little Mermaid"), etc. I also have a huge "to watch" list that I'm working on slowly, but surely.

TV: Friends, Modern Family, The Office, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Grey's Anatomy, Sex and the City, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire. The list is way too long. I watch a lot of TV. Thank you, streaming!

Music: Mainly rock and pop. I love '90s music! I'm not picky. I do enjoy something I can sing along to and a good mash-up. Basically, if I like it, it's in my itunes. I also have a range of Pandora stations.

Food: I like lots of foods and I don't really have a favorite. I can also be somewhat adventurous and try new things. What I do know is my comfort food is a bagel and schmear with lox, I pick interesting sushi rolls and I have a huge sweet tooth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
family/friends
toothbrush
humor
my hand-held shower radio
flip-flops
camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If the hokey pokey is what it's really all about.

Okay, really picking my brain-- the future, my family and friends, what fun/new activities to do next, if I can do that awesome dance move I just saw, magazine articles, humorous anecdotes, the book I want to write.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
After getting out of work, I'm either meeting up with my friends for late dinner/drinks or ghostbusting. Other times I'm just chillin' out at home, relaxing and catching up on shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Back in college, I used to write reading material for the bathrooms in my sorority house. It was a big hit!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a gentleman with a fantastic sense of humor, who's genuine and can also carry a conversation. Ultimately, I'm looking for someone who complements me, not completes me. Flakey guys absolutely need not apply.