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michael-mike

31 Syracuse, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. I'm Mike. I've basically given up on this app. So here are some made up things about me, and one real one. Try and guess which one is an actual fact about me.

You might know me better as Dr. Colossus, the arch villain who famously seized Portland Maine in 2011.

I'm a phd, not a medical doctor

Once I lost a hot dog eating contest to Elijah wood

I get static shocked around 15-20 times a day. There is seemingly nothing I can do about this.

I was the president of France for one summer in 2009 until I sold Paris to Portugal. What they wanted with it, I do not know.

I invented the exclamation point but lost all copyright to David Bowie in a poker match

I'm pretty sure I hit Peter Pan with my car. I didn't check. I just kept driving.

Donald trump once used my bathroom

I have a paralizing fear of ball point pens

Sometimes I feel bad for shirts I don't wear often.

I single handedly saved a bus full of orphans from a ship of time traveling aliens while simultaneously teaching a watercolor class at the adult learning annex.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've decided that if I don't own my own hash house diner by 2016 my life is meaningless
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting static shocks.

Taking longer-than-reasonably-necessary-showers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The rocket skates usually gain some attention.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movie subtitles
My iPod
My boots
Noise canceling headphones
A hot black coffee
My bicycle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Joe Biden once refered to me as "menacing, irresponsible, and unusually well dressed"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to make my own Velcro
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually two kids sitting in each others shoulders in a trench coat posing as an adult.
You should message me if
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You tell me. I'd like to know. What's the worst that could happen?