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michael605

28 Houston, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I was born in Houston and spent the last year living in Los Angeles.

I didn't realize how much I would miss ample parking and obscenely large steaks.
What I’m doing with my life
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I consume as much comedy and music on the weekends and evenings and during the day I do technical training for a marketing company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Public speaking and reading music. Well, faking reading music.

Also growing a beard and that game where you try to guess the same word at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My falcon that I take with me everywhere. He's not a service falcon, but you never know when you'll need a muskrat caught or something to scout for Vikings. I'd rather be safe than sorry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Literature: Most stuff by Anne Rice, Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Michael Crichton, Emily Dickenson, Chuck Paluinik

I don't read too much non-fiction, but Stephen Hawking's books were more fun than I thought they'd be.

Movies: Currently - Dark Knight, Bridesmaids, Sherlock Holmes, Hot Rod, The Ten, Snatch, Wet Hot American Summer, Reservoir Dogs, Evil Dead II, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, just to name a few.

Shows: Mad Men, Doctor Who, Children's Hospital, Sherlock, Walking Dead, Comedy Bang Bang, I tried watching American Horror Story but it felt more like a Mad Lib.

Music:
Classical - Tchaikovsky, Durufle, Britten, Faure
Rock - Doobie Bros, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin
Electronic - Amon Tobin, Kraak and Smaack, Jackson and his Computer Band, Jesper Kyd

and pretty much anything else that isn't terrible.

Food: I love Italian and barbecue, but I'm on a big sushi kick right now. You know that feeling when you're up at like 2 am and you're craving salmon rolls or something? No? Just me? Okay then.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Earth
2. Fire
3. Wind
4. Water
5. Heart
6. White blood cells
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How neat it would be grow all your food, but also how that would seriously cut into GTAV time.

We should all give thanks that ancient agrarian cultures didn't have XBOX.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most of the time I'm either doing a music or comedy show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm really good at baking lemon bars.

...there, now it's out in the open.
You should message me if
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You have nothing better to do. I mean, if your house is on fire you can still send me a message, but I'd advise that you take care of the fire first.