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michael9000

37 New Haven, CT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)
My self-summary
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I'm a painter and high school art teacher. Sometimes i snowboard, hike or play soccer on the weekends, but i also sometimes wake up and wonder why i drank that last beer and then make a midday omelette. After a lot of soul-searching i realized my hero is Derek Smalls. I think everyone should come up with their own personal religion and apply for tax-exempt status. I want to worship that thing when you have allergies or are stuffed up and you can only breathe through one nostril and then suddenly it switches; that shit is mystifying
What I’m doing with my life
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Painting and teaching. Expanding the edges of the picture. Working on my napping PhD. Honoring false idols. Brewing another cup. Looking for some kind of an emotional investment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dadaist stir-fry, growing tomatoes, not growing anything else well, finding good used records and books, encouraging adolescents to enjoy making art (and to take it seriously), pushing colored mud around on a canvas, looking old on a skateboard.
The first things people usually notice about me
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negative space, beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: God of Small Things, Lamb, Another Roadside Attraction, Tin Drum, Curse of Lono, Hundred Years of Solitude, World's End, Blood Meridian, The Crossing, Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven, Geek Love, Elementary Particles.

Music: Pixies, Sebadoh, Archers of Loaf, Flaming Lips, Helium, Pavement, Silver Jews, Superchunk, Big Star, Ween, Tuneyards, Beach House, St. Vincent, Woods, also Kinks, Gillian, Joni, Waits, Elvis Costello, Dylan, Stones, Ray Charles, JB, Otis, P-Funk, Beefheart, Zappa, Bowie..

Artists: David Hockney, Gerhard Richter, Ellen Harvey, Dana Schutz, Robert Gober, Edward Burtynsky, Natasha Kissel, Rackstraw Downes, Max Beckmann, Xu Bing, Ai Weiwei, Vik Muniz, Ellen Altfest, Neo Rausch, Joe Coleman

Movies: I think I could watch Bladerunner every night until the end of whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Brain, heart, the other 3 organs, coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where the fuck that thing I needed went.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical is the same as normal and they both are meaningless words
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I do consider whether i should have someone proof my profile
You should message me if
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