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michael9000

37 M New Haven, CT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a painter and high school art teacher. I snowboard or play soccer when I'm not painting or teaching. Recently got into rock climbing. I have a congenital birth defect that resulted in no left arm and shortened right arm. Legs are normal. I can do everything I need for myself, and at the same time I'll never get drafted for the Army. It's a sweet deal, really.
What I’m doing with my life
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Painting and teaching. Expanding the edges of the picture. Working on my napping PhD. Trying to grow up, but not too much.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dadaist stir-fry, growing tomatoes, not growing anything else well, buying used records and books, encouraging adolescents to enjoy making art (and to take it seriously), pushing colored mud around, looking old on a skateboard.
The first things people usually notice about me
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negative space, beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: God of Small Things, Lamb, Another Roadside Attraction, Tin Drum, Curse of Lono, Hells Angels, World's End, Blood Meridian, The Crossing, Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven, Geek Love, Elementary Particles.

Music: Pixies, Sebadoh, Archers of Loaf, Flaming Lips, Helium, Pavement, Silver Jews, Superchunk, Big Star, Wild Flag, Beach House, St. Vincent, Woods, also Kinks, Gillian, Joni, Waits, Elvis Costello, Dylan, Stones, Ray Charles, JB, Otis, P-Funk, Beefheart, Zappa, Bowie, etc.

Movies: I think I could watch Bladerunner every night until the end of whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
studio, studio naps, studio couch, breathing-air, eyeball 1, eyeball 2.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where the fuck that thing I needed went.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at an opening or out in the new haven with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually like doing dishes and I'm pretty good at it, but I'll never sell out
You should message me if
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You're also tired of dating your iphone.