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michael_1313

50 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Management
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Ancient Greek (Poorly), Irish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a Production Manager during the week and spend my free time outside as much as I can. I work hard but my life begins at 4pm when I leave work, not 7am when I get there. I love to camp, fish, hike, and ski, but my passion is photography. I have been doing amateur work for 10 years or so. Last December while sitting on my couch I had a revelation. I realized I have a very ugly couch. After I got over that I decided it was time to go back to school. Now I am going to college part time to become a professional photographer.

I have two sons, 20 and 24; the 20 year old lives with me part time. They are by far the best thing I have done in my life. I remember a moment in my life in a hospital delivery room when I could not imagine what my life would be like with children in it, and then the very next moment never being able imagining my life without them. I also remember a time looking and my first son as a baby and thinking, "I can't wait until he can talk"; and then two years later thinking, "Does this kid ever shut up?" I love my sons. From the moment they are born they wrap themselves around your heart and never unwind.
I had a third son I lost to SIDS 21 years ago. I only tell you this because this event defines me as a person. I live my life the way I do because he taught me that life was meant to be lived. He also taught me you need to love and not hate and if you don’t laugh every day you are not really living.

I believe that each of has a gift and the very lucky ones discover that gift and learn to appreciate it. Mine is the ability to see the world in a way that makes sense in the lens of my camera and in my mind’s eye. My poetry is to share those images with the world. That is about as deep as I get on the subject.

I am looking for someone who wants to date and see where things go. I appreciate smart independent women. The kind of woman who wants a man in her life, but has a life of her own too.
More to come ...
What I’m doing with my life
I drive a truck not because I have something to prove, but I need it to pull my camper. I don’t always recycle, but I don’t by sh*t I don’t need. I like to eat healthy, but sometimes I like Taco Bell at 2:00am. Sometimes I say “f*#k”, but never in front of my mother; unless she says it first. Sometimes I watch football on Sundays unless I get a better offer. Let’s hear what ya got. I like James Bond, but I also liked Love Actually. I listen to Rush, Nina Simone, Johnny Cash, Disturbed, and Amos Lee, just to name a few. I won’t judge you for your politics as long as you don’t judge me for mine. I don’t like Reality Television unless it is just way over the top ridiculous like “I didn’t know I was Pregnant”. It is now okay to judge me. I own a nice suit, but I mostly wear shorts and flip flops in the summer. I am not 6 feet tall. I have tried growing taller for those ladies who like taller men; no luck with that one yet. This is the part where I would insert some bullsh*t cliché about shorter men that desperate guys hope will change your mind; I will spare us both. We all like what we like and what you see is what you get with me, and I am okay with this guy.

If any of this offends you then we probably won’t get along.
I’m really good at
Keeping life in perspective, not drawing inside the lines, and making a bad ass green chili.
"Wang Chung Tonight"
The first things people usually notice about me
How I love to laugh, how good I dance for a white guy, and my unnecessarily large posse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most think this is a cop-out, but I don’t have favorites. My favorite movie is the next one I will see. My favorite book is the next one I will read. My favorite meal is the next one I will eat.
One of each in life is just too limiting.
The six things I could never do without
My sons, my camera, my hiking boots, my camper, a map of places I have not been, and clean underwear.
Mom always said have clean underwear. And not that cheap stuff either. You know the kind I am talking about. The kind you buy at Walmart that comes in a bag of 50 for $10. Nothing ruins my day faster than cheap underwear.
Mom did not say that last part, I added it in.
TMI?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
“Well, I believe in the soul, the c%&k, the p*#sy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.”
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing my Zumba to Kesha eating Chunky Monkey and watching Lifetime Movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried when Old Yeller died. You are not buying that one? Well then you better ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 45–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You have read my profile and the answers to my questions and think, "This guy is just crazy enough to be interesting."