My name is Michael. I'm hyper-cynical, apparently. But you also should be made aware that I am a romantic as often as I can be.

I perform functions to acquire funds to support my consumer habits.

etc.

I'm really good at things.

I don't know, I haven't asked them.

Books:

Movies:
10.5
10.5: Apocalypse
20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea
About A Boy
Adaptation
Airplane!
Amelie
American Beauty
American Graffiti
American Psycho
Annie Hall
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters for DVD
Artificial Intelligence
The Aviator
Back to the Future
Back to the Future Part II
Back to the Future Part III
Basquiat
Batman
Batman Begins
Batman Forever
Batman Returns
A Beautiful Mind
Before Sunrise
Before Sunset
Being John Malkovich
Bicentennial Man
Big
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
The Birdcage
The Blair Witch Project
Bottle Rocket
Bowling for Columbine
Boys Don’t Cry
Brokeback Mountain
Casino Royale
Cast Away
Catch Me If You Can
Charlie Bartlett
Charlie's Angels
Children of Men
Chopping Mall
A Clockwork Orange
Closer
Cloverfield
Collateral
Constantine
The Count of Monte Cristo
Crazy/Beautfiul
The Darjeeling Limited
The Dark Knight
Dead Poets' Society
The Devil Wears Prada
Dick Tracy
Die Hard
Donnie Darko
Don't Answer The Phone
Don't Go In The House
Don't Open The Window
Dragnet
Earthstorm
Edward Scissorhands
Elephant
Empire of the Sun
The Empire Strikes Back
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Face/Off
Factory Girl
The Fall
The Family Man
Fight Club
Finding Forrester
First Blood
The FJ Holden
The Fly
Forrest Gump
The Fugitive
Funny Ha-Ha
Garden State
Gattaca
Ghost
Ghost World
The Girl Next Door
The Godfather
Goldeneye
Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Will Hunting
Great Expectations
Halloween (1978)
Halloween (2007)
Halloween II (1981)
Halloween II (2009)
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
Halloween: Resurrection
Hannibal
Hard Candy
Harold and Maude
He Knows You're Alone
Hercules (Luigi Cozzi)
High Fidelity
A History of Violence
The Hole
The Holiday
Hook
Hostage
Hot Rod
Hotel Chevalier
The Hours
House of Sand and Fog
Human Nature
The Human Stain
I Am Sam
I Shot Andy Warhol
Igby Goes Down
Impact
The Incredible Hulk
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Inseminoid
Insomnia
Interview with the Vampire
The Invisible
The Island
It Could Happen to You
The Jerk
Jumper
Juno
Jurassic Park
Kill Bill
Killbots
King Kong
Koyaanisqatsi
Life After People
The Life Aquatic w/ Steve Zissou
Life as a House
Little Miss Sunshine
Lost and Delirious
Lost in Translation
Man on Fire
Manhattan
Margot At The Wedding
Marie Antoinette
Matchstick Men
The Matrix
Mean Creek
Mean Girls
Meet Joe Black
Memento
Meteor
Million Dollar Baby
Minority Report
Moulin Rouge!
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Mrs. Doubtfire
The Negotiator
The Nightmare Before Christmas
No Country for Old Men
Notting Hill
Ocean’s Eleven
Ocean’s Thirteen
The Omen III: The Final Conflict
Once
The Phantom of the Opera
The Pianist
Pineapple Express
The Pink Panther (1963)
The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl
The Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pleasantville
Popeye
Pollock
The Prestige
Pulp Fiction
The Pumaman
The Queen
Ray
Rebecca
The Return of Captain Invincible
Return Of The Jedi
The Rock
Rock N Roll High School
Rocket Science
Romeo and Juliet
The Royal Tenenbaums
Rushmore
Saturn 3
Saving Private Ryan
The Science of Sleep
Scream
Scream 2
Scream 3
The Secret of NIMH
Secretary
Se7en
The Silence of the Lambs
The Sixth Sense
Snoopy Come Home
Speed Racer
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Star Trek Generations
Star Trek: First Contact
Star Wars
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith
Starcrash
A Streetcar Named Desire
Superbad
Superman: The Movie
Superman II
Superman III
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Superman Returns
Supersonic Man
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Thank You for Smoking
There Will Be Blood
The Thomas Crown Affair
Thrashin'
Thumbsucker
The Time Machine
Titanic
Tourist Trap
Toy Story
The Tracey Fragments
Trading Places
The Truman Show
Unbreakable
United 93
V for Vendetta
The Virgin Suicides
The Visitor
Wag The Dog
The War of the Worlds
The Watcher in the Woods
Watchmen
The Weather Man
When Harry Met Sally
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Wonder Boys
The World According to Garp
You've Got Mail
Zoolander

Music:
ABBA
Animal Collective
Bishop Allen
Bon Iver
Bright Eyes
Cat Power
Kelly Clarkson
Daft Punk (because they're playing at my house)
Danny Elfman
Death From Above 1979 (for that one song)
Bob Dylan
Feist
Philip Glass
Interpol
Journey
The Killers (Hot Fuss only)
The Kills
Mark Mothersbaugh
Phantom Planet
Harry Nilsson
Neutral Milk Hotel
Queen
Radiohead
Secret Machines
Regina Spektor
Sigur Ros
Elliott Smith
Stars
Styx
The Thermals
Vampire Weekend
The Who
John Williams
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
You Are The Blood (Sufjan Stevens/Castanets)
the cast of "Glee"
etc.

Lists for food and books pending.

1. Electricity
2. Television
3. Videotapes
4. Music
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tangents

not doing much, but open to suggestions.

You are interested in messaging me.