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24 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:47pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Wants kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
When I was seven years old, I was run over by a young man on a bicycle while I was playing Beanie Babies on the sidewalk. The bar of metal that went through my face resulted in blood splattering all over my favorite green bunny, a loss from which I've never fully recovered.

If Will Truman, Chandler Bing and Danny Castellano had a neurotic baby, it would be me.

I spend the majority of my time thinking about frozen yogurt and watching Korean dramas.
What I’m doing with my life
Eating snacks in bed and wishing I were one of the X-Men.

I also work in fashion merchandising, but that mostly just means I build shelves.
I’m really good at
Self-deprecating humor; taking stairs two at a time, only to trip on the last one; folding chinos; pointing out product placement in movies and TV shows; creating names for colors; portmanteau; completely ignoring red flags; using semicolons; arguing sides of an argument that I don't even agree with; typing really hard; bringing up Hilary Duff in every conversation.

My roommate would say that I'm well-versed in correcting other people and back-handed compliments.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm limping because I perpetually just injured myself or the absurd amount of ketchup I just poured on my bacon cheeseburger.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've read the Harry Potter series 50+ times, a shameful fact of which I am desperately proud. Also, The Princess Diaries, the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, the Sookie Stackhouse novels, The Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials, The Hunger Games, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, and Great Expectations. Just now getting around to reading the Game of Thrones books.

Anything with a rating of 2 stars or lower on Netflix.

Dawson's Creek, The Mindy Project, Game of Thrones, Brothers & Sisters, Will & Grace, Roswell and basically anything targeted at teenaged girls or old women.

I just bought a One Direction calendar for 2014, so there's that.

I maintain a strict diet of pizza and cheeseburgers.
The six things I could never do without
A whiskey drink.
A vodka drink.
A lager drink.
A cider drink.
The songs that remind me of the good times.
The songs that remind me of the best times.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I should get that bacon artisan sandwich from Starbucks. The answer is always yes.
On a typical Friday night I am
If it's a week I got paid, you might find me with a friend or two at a low-key bar or shopping for something I definitely don't need. If it's a week I'm desperately clinging to money and the last vestiges of my dignity, you might find me with a friend or two at a low-key bar or shopping for something I definitely don't need.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sobbed with relief when Maggie Smith's cancer went into remission.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're not opposed to horizontal stripes.