Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Overly analytical, by necessity. Brutally honest, but a true
gentleman, and a lot of fun; even though I use sarcasm for
emphasis. And false modesty isn't among my characteristics. If I'm
the guy your mom warned you about, it's only because she didn't
want to share.
I crave social interaction and can be cordial with almost anyone,
even people I dislike. As much as possible, interactions are
Age is insignificant. Maturity is expected. My lifestyle is very
inclusive. And, I can communicate on almost any level.
Polyamorous; not necessarily polycopulative. (There are
distinctions.) Additional friends are always welcome; and attitude
is more important than anything superficial.
You have the opportunity to discretely check me out, on my job. I'm
a taxi driver in the beaches area. My customers know me as 'Taxi
Mike'. If you were to call me at 904-307-2626, I wouldn't know if
you got my number here or from one of my business cards.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In many scenarios, the appropriate response is "been there; done
that; going again." I'm greatly enjoying my (so-called) "mid-life
crisis", being entertained by most ventures.
I meet a lot of people; and many of them need some kind of help.
When necessary, I've placed myself in "harm's way", in aid.
(Domestic rescues can be a rush.) Within reason, if there is a way
to improve anyone's life, I'll do it; with the intent of being
helpful, but not an "enabler".
I'm also teaching myself Spanish, again. My hope is to be
conversant, by my next birthday; if not, then by the following
And, I've replaced cigarettes with a vapor pen. My nicotine
consumption continues to diminish. I hope to be nicotine free by my
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
whatever I set my mind to. What would you like?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charming personality. I can strike and hold a conversation with
Or something about my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) the 66 books of the Bible
. (Note: I did say 66; not 70.)
(B) most adventure/dramas and almost anything with Tom Hanks (even
the 'chick flix')
(C) "reality" shows have me addicted
(D) so long as it doesn't 'twang' (like some bluegrass) or degrade
(like some rap)
(E) I'll eat almost anything, after inspection.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air, water, food, shelter, my mind, companionship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
getting 'laid'. (I'm a guy.)
When older women pursue younger men, they're called Cougars. When
older men pursue younger women, they're called "ewe."
Some people screw up their lives and get angry at an honest "I told
Sometimes I ponder our existences in the parallel universes created
by each decision we make, if they exist.
Why do so many users of a dating website look for reasons NOT to
How I'll use the prize money, when I finally get cast on one of the
Why women tolerate abuse, confusing controlling for caring. (I'm
only available part time; but I'm a better choice than
Why is a Checker Cab yellow and a Yellow Cab checkered?
Sometimes, when I hear "I love you," I can't help but think
"bullshit; show me." The words have become a catchphrase. "Thank
you" would suffice.
Why do people follow stupid comments with "just sayin'"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the earlier hours, there may be time for social activities. But
now I'm a taxi driver. So the weekend is my money making time -
busiest near closing time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It is often said,
We each have our vice.
Yet, I also affirm,
Can't a vice be nice? !
Some hold their's private,
As a matter of secrecy.
Others are more open,
For all the world to see.
Personally, I'm open;
It facilitates my play.
But, to those who are private,
One might paraphrase a cliché.
Whether private or open,
Harmless vices are fine.
If you willingly reveal your's,
Then I'll show you mine.
Now, if these verses offend,
Consider me apologetic.
But, if mutual interest develops,
I suggest we let it.
Nice Vice by me
You should message me if
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You've read this far, give me a critique; and feel free to correct
any spelling errors. Your comments may help me to become a better
person, or provide fuel for banter.
Also, if you're rich, beautiful, submissive, reasonably
intelligent, with similar goals and objectives, and would fall in
love with me and take care of me for the rest of my life, contact
me before I wake from this dream.
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