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michaeljaxbch

57 M Jacksonville Beach, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Overly analytical, by necessity. Brutally honest, but a true gentleman, and a lot of fun; even though I use sarcasm for emphasis. And false modesty isn't among my characteristics. If I'm the guy your mom warned you about, it's only because she didn't want to share.

I crave social interaction and can be cordial with almost anyone, even people I dislike. As much as possible, interactions are positive.

Age is insignificant. Maturity is expected. My lifestyle is very inclusive. And, I can communicate on almost any level.

Polyamorous; not necessarily polycopulative. (There are distinctions.) Additional friends are always welcome; and attitude is more important than anything superficial.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
There are many scenarios where the appropriate response would be "been there; done that." I'm greatly enjoying my (so-called) "mid-life crisis", being entertained, as a taxi driver.

I meet a lot of people; and many of them need some kind of help. When necessary, I've even placed myself in "harm's way", in order to accommodate. Within reason, if there is a way to improve anyone's life, I'll do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
whatever I set my mind to. What would you like?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charming personality. I can strike and hold a conversation with anyone.

Or something about my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) the 66 books of the Bible. (Note: I did say 66; not 70.)

(B) most adventure/dramas and almost anything with Tom Hanks (even the 'chick flix')

(C) "reality" shows have me addicted

(D) so long as it doesn't 'twang' (like some bluegrass) or degrade (like some rap)

(E) I'll eat almost anything, after inspection.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air, water, food, shelter, my mind, companionship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
getting 'laid'. (I'm a guy.)

When older women pursue younger men, they're called Cougars. When older men pursue younger women, they're called "ewe."

Some people screw up their lives and get angry at an honest "I told you so."

Sometimes I ponder our existences in the parallel universes created by each decision we make, if they exist.

Why do so many users of a dating website look for reasons NOT to even communicate?

How I'll use the prize money, when I finally get cast on one of the reality shows.

Why women tolerate abuse, confusing controlling for caring. (I'm only available part time; but I'm a better choice than psychopaths.)

Why is a Checker Cab yellow and a Yellow Cab checkered?

Sometimes, when I hear "I love you," I can't help but think "bullshit; show me." The words have become a catchphrase. "Thank you" would suffice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the earlier hours, there may be time for social activities. But now I'm a taxi driver. So the weekend is my money making time - busiest near closing time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It is often said,
We each have our vice.
Yet, I also affirm,
Can't a vice be nice? !

Some hold their's private,
As a matter of secrecy.
Others are more open,
For all the world to see.

Personally, I'm open;
It facilitates my play.
But, to those who are private,
One might paraphrase a cliché.

Whether private or open,
Harmless vices are fine.
If you willingly reveal your's,
Then I'll show you mine.

Now, if these verses offend,
Consider me apologetic.
But, if mutual interest develops,
I suggest we let it.

Nice Vice by me
(904) 307-2626
You should message me if
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you have anything to say.

You've read this far, give me a critique; and feel free to correct any spelling errors. Your comments may help me to become a better person, or provide fuel for banter.

Also, if you're rich, beautiful, submissive, reasonably intelligent, with similar goals and objectives, and would fall in love with me and take care of me for the rest of my life, contact me before I wake from this dream.