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michaeljaxbch

57 M Jacksonville Beach, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm hoping to find a motivated workout buddy, who will also help me to maintain.

All others, continue reading, also.

If I'm the guy your mom warned you about, it's only because she didn't want to share.

Offering friendship in various categories; provided it is a positive, mutually pleasant and beneficial interaction.

Due to a wide range of experiences, my analytical nature is both habitual and advantageous. My brutal honesty can be contentious. But I'm a true gentleman and a lot of fun; even though I use sarcasm for emphasis. And false modesty isn't among my characteristics.

Age is insignificant. Maturity is expected. My lifestyle is very inclusive. And, I can communicate on almost any level.

Polyamorous; not always polycopulative. Divas: dismissed! My best is often while dressed. Additional friends are always welcome; and attitude is more important than anything superficial.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pondering what to do with the rest of it; but, greatly enjoying my (so-called) "mid-life crisis".

Trying to pursue an early retirement while behaving as if already attained. I'm a taxi driver.

Assisting friends in whatever ways I reasonably can.

Basically, within reason, if there is a way to improve someone's life, I'll do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
whatever I set my mind to, including: bringing enjoyment to those I entertain; mental challenges, like chess, or a good game of pool; "fixing" things, dispite my brutal honesty concerning the cause(s) of the problem; etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charming personality. I can strike and hold a conversation with anyone.

Or something about my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(A) the 66 books of the Bible. (Note: I did say 66; not 70.)

(B) most adventure/dramas and almost anything with Tom Hanks (even the 'chick flix')

(C) "reality" shows have me addicted

(D) so long as it doesn't 'twang' (like some bluegrass) or degrade (like some rap)

(E) I'll eat almost anything, after inspection.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air, water, food, shelter, my mind, companionship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
getting 'laid'. (I'm a guy.)

When older women pursue younger men, they're called Cougars. When older men pursue younger women, they're called "ewe."

Some people screw up their lives and get angry at an honest "I told you so."

Sometimes I ponder our existences in the parallel universes created by each decision we make, if they exist.

Why do so many users of a dating website look for reasons NOT to even communicate?

How I'll use the prize money, when I finally get cast on one of the reality shows.

Why women tolerate abuse, confusing controlling for caring. (I'm only available part time; but I'm a better choice than psychopaths.)

Why is a Checker Cab yellow and a Yellow Cab checkered?

Sometimes, when I hear "I love you," I can't help but think "bullshit; show me." The words have become a catchphrase. "Thank you" would suffice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the earlier hours, there may be time for social activities. But now I'm a taxi driver. So the weekend is my money making time - busiest near closing time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It is often said,
We each have our vice.
Yet, I also affirm,
Can't a vice be nice? !

Some hold their's private,
As a matter of secrecy.
Others are more open,
For all the world to see.

Personally, I'm open;
It facilitates my play.
But, to those who are private,
One might paraphrase a cliché.

Whether private or open,
Harmless vices are fine.
If you willingly reveal your's,
Then I'll show you mine.

Now, if these verses offend,
Consider me apologetic.
But, if mutual interest develops,
I suggest we let it.

Nice Vice by me
(904) 307-2626
You should message me if
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you have anything to say, especially "yes".

Besides, if you've read this far, at least give me a critique; and feel free to correct any spelling errors. Your comments may help me to become a better person, or just provide fuel for banter.