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michaelpitman

23 M Chesapeake, VA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Construction
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
so i just thought i would share the fact that i took the death test and as it turns out i will die at -1,160,593,330 and the cause is sealed for privacy and i have no heart warming stories. and i shared that to inform yall that i have been dead since right about the start of multicellular life on planet earth.
yoha name is pitman.
first and foremost i be a pirate trapped on land.
i am one of a kind mos def.
i am roughly 6'1.
i have brown hair and brown eyes.
i still wear a Velcro watch.
i like to use periods.
i am a long hair at heart even if tis not currently physical.
i apparently am sort of a hippie.
i am "too" sarcastic.
i moved to Chesapeake 06/09/2013.
people avoid i like the plague.
there fore i am still lookin for someone to show i round.
though i am avoided i really am pretty fuckin awesomeo if i may say so myself.
i say lolo not lol.
i very rarely put "g's" on words that end in em.
i prefer to be outside as opposed to inside.
i watch very little television because it bores i to sleep.
i have no video game console.
i sometimes play my uncles Wii.
i like to workout.
i am still pretty fat but have lost quite a bit of weight since i got here.
i am unbelievably cheap.
i am a dreamer.
i am proud to be white.
i recently quit smokin.
i am very pro tattoo's as well as piercins.
i currently have 4 tattoos and 3 piercins.
oh and i almost forgot i do not use contractions.
i am not necessarily lookin for a relationship. but my not wants are as follows: not a slut, not a couch potato, not a cheater, not a liar, not a junkie, not fake, not controllin. and most importantly not a stuck up/gold diggin bitch.
and my wants are also as follows: sense of humor, fun, outgoin, open to new things, outdoorsie, decent grammar, openly expressive, and most importantly beautiful in my eyes.
well besides that idk what really to say here.
if you really wanna know i talk to i.
What I’m doing with my life
i might go to college i do not know what i want to be, besides a super hero, and well no college needed for that.
lolo.
but for now i work 6 days a week 10 hours a day.
friday night - sunday night i am out and about on my bicycle.
when i buy a motor vehicle i will be at the beach as much as possible.
also i am avidly lookin for people to help make i multilingual.
I’m really good at
manual labor.
eatin.
breathin.
walkin.
video games.
makin people happy.
problem solving.
bein a wierdo.
bein awesomeo.
lolo.
anywho, peace easy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I AM A BADASSASAURS!!!!
that i am different i guess.
ye can never truly tell how ye look through others eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: i like long detailed books really any kind or style really does not matter to i.
movies: i also like most all movies.
t.v. shows: i do not know i do not own a television.
music: i like most all of it as well, except for most rap, some country, and opera.
food: if i like the taste i like the food.
The six things I could never do without
meat.
water.
fire.
rum.
sunlight.
women.
in that exact order no ifandserbuts bout it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
yi do i let the things happen that i do?
yi do i put up with lies?
yi do so many people thrive on drama?
where is the rum?
how badly would life suck if rum ceased to exist?
who decided the names of the colors?
is god real?
if god is real is he black?
do midgets get pissed about not bein able to ride roller coasters?
who?
what?
when?
where?
yi?
what if?
did i actually hear that?
huh?
maybe i should buy new pedals for my bicycle.
where are my keys?
what kind of vehicle should i buy?
where do i want to settle down?
if i were royalty would i enjoy life?
and loads of other things.
On a typical Friday night I am
wishin ze people who I know who do drink would come drink with i
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i will admit anything that anyone wants to know, because i be havin no limit o privacy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
ye be awesomeo and ye think ye can hang with i.