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michaelsd0113

47 M Wiesbaden, Germany

My Details

Last Online
May 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay, the about me part. I love music (except country), I have 8 guitars that I play quite a bit. I am divorced, no kids and not so much as looking for that "one", just looking to meet people. I think I have an extra nipple but that's still up for debate. As dysfunctional as my life seems, I still find myself joining them at laughing at me not with me. I used to take life seriously, then it started taking me seriously so I smacked it on the ass and called it a day. Besides, we only live so long, why not enjoy some of it. I really don't take OkCupid too seriously as a dating site. I understand my profile may scare some people, but it's just me I guess.

I am sarcastic, different, and outside the box
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Obviously, I am not doing much with my life right now. I have been attempting to date again after a 13 year break. I have noticed that this is not easy. First off, this abyss i was so violently thrust into, is tainted by the deeds of men past. I keep getting the question of what are you looking for? What the fuck does that mean anyway? And if i knew what i was looking for, i probably would have googled it and found it by now. Also, what if I really do not want to get married in the near future? This was brought up as maybe why after two years single i haven't had a girlfriend. Well, when you have a child that constantly bangs its head into the wall, it's either retarded or doesn't learn from past lessons. And please, no married woman, separated woman, voodoo, witches, recovering drug addicts, recovering psychiatric patients etc.. I've met a few, nice people, but not my type. Well, i guess this better than the last what i was doing with this life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going from zero to oh fuck in 3 seconds flat

You are really fucking funny man!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am breathing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Matrix, I liked the whole Lord Of the Rings thing even though I read the Hobbit. Hunger Games, Ancient Aliens, anything Sci-Fi...TV, well, i get the BBC and CNN, so not so much television these days, although Actung Controlle and Upps is pretty cool even though I have no idea what they are saying.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee
fox news
food
water
oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who "they" are and what it is "they" actually say. Where I put my car keys, why I thought the internet didn't lie.
Life, because it sucks, but it in a good way
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't usually know until it is Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I am something in my own mind, does that count?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you actually read everything I rambled on about above.