Okay, the about me part. I love music (except country), I have 8
guitars that I play quite a bit. I am divorced, no kids and not so
much as looking for that "one", just looking to meet people. I
think I have an extra nipple but that's still up for debate. As
dysfunctional as my life seems, I still find myself joining them at
laughing at me not with me. I used to take life seriously, then it
started taking me seriously so I smacked it on the ass and called
it a day. Besides, we only live so long, why not enjoy some of it.
I really don't take OkCupid too seriously as a dating site. I
understand my profile may scare some people, but it's just me I
I am sarcastic, different, and outside the box
What I’m doing with my life
Obviously, I am not doing much with my life right now. I have been
attempting to date again after a 13 year break. I have noticed that
this is not easy. First off, this abyss i was so violently thrust
into, is tainted by the deeds of men past. I keep getting the
question of what are you looking for? What the fuck does that mean
anyway? And if i knew what i was looking for, i probably would have
googled it and found it by now. Also, what if I really do not want
to get married in the near future? This was brought up as maybe why
after two years single i haven't had a girlfriend. Well, when you
have a child that constantly bangs its head into the wall, it's
either retarded or doesn't learn from past lessons. And please, no
married woman, separated woman, voodoo, witches, recovering drug
addicts, recovering psychiatric patients etc.. I've met a few, nice
people, but not my type. Well, i guess this better than the last
what i was doing with this life.
I’m really good at
Going from zero to oh fuck in 3 seconds flat
You are really fucking funny man!
The first things people usually notice about me
I am breathing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Matrix, I liked the whole Lord
Of the Rings thing even though I read the Hobbit. Hunger Games,
Ancient Aliens, anything Sci-Fi...TV, well, i get the BBC and CNN,
so not so much television these days, although Actung Controlle and
Upps is pretty cool even though I have no idea what they are
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who "they" are and what it is "they" actually say. Where I put my
car keys, why I thought the internet didn't lie.
Life, because it sucks, but it in a good way
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't usually know until it is Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I am something in my own mind, does that count?
You should message me if
You should message me if you actually read everything I rambled on