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michaelsoma

34 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Tamil (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Tagalog (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm slightly more than slightly obnoxious. Don't let me push your buttons. If you do, I will. Unrelentingly:) But I can also promise that you'll never spend a dull moment with me.

Kind of addicted to jiu-jitsu, love breaking, (as in the dance), and can't resist a good crossword puzzle, (NYT, wed -> sun). Curious about everything. If you know a lot about pretty much *any* subject, I'm gonna pick your brain -- be ready.

At Berkeley (Go Bears!!) I doubled in Math and CS, but if I could do it all again, I'd add History and Econ to the list (and prob. wouldn't get much sleep:)

I'm a b-boy and a house-head -- I avoid going out at night to places that don't have a dance floor. Give me my music, all night long.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As far as putting food on the table, software engineer (professional nerd:) at Google, currently working on Google Maps, (and yes, consider that to be an invitation for you to tell me about all the times Google Maps got you lost).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking. Typing, not so much. So call me.
- maybe?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty tall (for an asian girl).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
NPR.
Puzzles.
House music (the real shit, not that trance crap at Ruby Skye).
Naps on Sundays.
Lotion, and a fast internet connection so that I can... oh nevermind.
Depth.
Irony (get it?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1) Hey!, What's that shiny thing over there!...

2) How real life is funnier than anything I could ever make up. Need proof? Some random stuff I've run across recently...

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK34q5zDZG8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvMMfmIQIA (ht JumpMore, you'll have to ask her how she found it.)

Was this the intended use for Google Translate? I don't think so:
http://goo.gl/NEOXv (Press "listen")

This chick has, by far the funniest profile on OKC. Ladies, you'll want to take a look, but skip to the "You should message me if" section, and check out the list: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/fightnsobriety

I believe that the whole world is under the domination of Satan. Ok, maybe I don't totally believe that. But I know someone who does!: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Arwen4CJ

LOL: http://www.happyplace.com/3482/okcupid-dating-profile-i-wont-murder-you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40y7k3LL60k (ht _ohello)

I might keep adding stuff to this list for your entertainment (if you're nice to me).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working diligently on my okcupid profile. Into the wee hours, by candlelight if necessary. Cuz I'm super cereal about this shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes i rhyme slow, but *sometimes*...

Ok, fine, so maybe I lied a little on the Languages section. Sue me.

I was kicked off of fetlife for being too kinky. Imagine that. No, seriously, imagine it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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