a poet and playwright. i'll be read and taught across the country,
What I’m doing with my life
i'm not a writer i just drink a lot about it.
I’m really good at
packing things up in boxes, collecting gnomes, packing my
collection of gnomes up in boxes
The first things people usually notice about me
the fact that i'm basically a lion in long skirts
or my absurdly long eyelashes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
including, but not limited to:
books: everything is illuminated, the fountainhead, a mango-shaped
space, kinky, love is a dog from hell, speak, a long way gone,
choke, anthem, to kill a mockingbird, einstein's dreams, drop city,
the perks of being a wallflower, extremely loud and incredibly
close, flowers for algernon, animal farm, tell me
music: johnny flynn, bob dylan, florence and the machine, laura
marling, jimi hendrix, bob marley, peggy sue, regina spektor,
tinchy stryder, mostly folk and bluegrass with some jazz sprinkled
between; but i respect all artists that love what they're doing.
The six things I could never do without
cream cheese, gnomes, blankets, cats, the color mustard yellow,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to leave my mark on this earth without it being able to be
also how i could make the least attractive, yet really great
username on this site. something with the number 69 or xxxplayboy.
it's a work in progress.
On a typical Friday night I am
drinkin' summer shandy 'cause it gets the party going
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have seventeen piercings...all over.
ive also lost all ability to charm people, so don't expect much.
You should message me if
you want horrible things to happen