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meowmeowbeanzz

22 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm probably the palest ex-Floridian I know, but I've come to terms with it. I work at a women's magazine, so if you ever need to know the perfect dish to whip up for your Labor Day BBQ, I've got you covered.

I figured rather than ranting, I'd list five obscure facts about me:

1. I broke my leg when I was two from falling off of the couch.
2. I also lived in England until I was two. I went back to live in London for a semester in college and I'm still convinced I belong there. No accent, for the record.
3. I'm a font enthusiast. It's my mission to get Comic Sans removed from everything, ever.
4. I recently met Jennifer Lawrence and I'm pretty sure that's the coolest thing that will ever happen to me.
5. I only had braces on my bottom row of teeth, which looked as awkward as it sounds.

In college I majored in Editing, Writing, and Media, so if you find any grammatical errors in my profile you probably shouldn't tell me because that would just be embarrassing.
I’m really good at
Overusing commas, making incredibly cheesy jokes or puns, creating really dark answers in Cards Against Humanity, getting to the subway on the first swipe, poker, blanket forts, typography, not remembering I made tea until it's cold, wearing black clothing, InDesign, staying optimistic, and Balderdash.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have my nose pierced, so there's that. However, some people have gone months knowing me before they noticed this, so this is actually a really dumb answer.

I've officially changed this section to first thing people usually don't notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Some I've liked throughout the years have been Giovanni's Room, Lolita, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, and The Talented
Mr. Ripley.

Movies: This section stresses me out because there's no way I could remember all the important ones, so I'm not even attempting it. I will say that I have a bit of a bizarre fascination with watching documentaries about North Korea. It's weird.

I also think Her should have won for Best Picture.

Shows: Community (I'm not ready to discuss the cancellation. EDIT: I LOVE YAHOO.), The Walking Dead, Girls, Mad Men, True Blood, Orange is the New Black, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Big Brother, Skins UK, Breaking Bad, Scandal, and Portlandia.

Music: Front runners: Brand New, Taking Back Sunday (I never got over my middle school angst stage), Best Coast, and Pepper.

Other Faves: Band of Horses, Coldplay, Adele, Matt and Kim, Oberhofer, Sleigh Bells, Lana Del Rey, Wavves, The Shins, Lorde, The Smiths, The Vaccines, Youth Lagoon, Washed Out, The Blow, COIN, Death Cab for Cutie, Neutral Milk Hotel, STRFKR, Voxtrot, The Expendables, Ballyhoo!, Local Natives, The Drums, The Postal Service, Icona Pop, Two Door Cinema Club, Camera Obscura, Slightly Stoopid, Modest Mouse, The Black Keys, Robyn, Beach Fossils, Shwayze, Regina Spektor, Vampire Weekend, The Supervillains, Eminem, The Cure, Fitz and The Tantrums, Arctic Monkeys, and Lily Allen.

Food: Burritos, when made correctly.
The six things I could never do without
This is more of a "what would really suck to live without" list.

Google
Contact lenses
Dive bars
Lipstick
Tildes~~~~~~
Avocado
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When beanie babies will finally be worth "tons of money" so I can get rid of the three boxes I have stored back at my parents' house.
On a typical Friday night I am
Figuring out how to make the next 48 hours stellar. I moved to NYC in May, so my weekends have consisted of lots of trial and error for finding cool spots.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Until around the time I was 10 or so my dad had me believe that toll booth attendants were prison inmates. He said they were allowed to go to work for good behavior and that they were shackled to the floor in their booths so they wouldn't escape. I actually believed this outlandish story for a good part of my childhood and my dad was really bummed when I discovered it was all an elaborate lie.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have a soft spot for golden retrievers.
You think that the best days are stormy ones.
You value intelligence.
You think of yourself as a cheerful person.
You walk fast.
You love just sitting somewhere random and people watching.
You agree that The Big Bang Theory is a garbage TV show.
You consider yourself an anglophile.
You want to challenge me to a game of foosball.
You believe that the absolute worst chore in the world is putting sheets on a bed.
You were ever featured on Humans of New York, because I have so many questions.
You are completely fascinated by the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's worth looking up.)
You enjoy witty banter.

Or you just had the urge to message me!